Author Topic: Red Button Consequences  (Read 147903 times)

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #330 on: July 26, 2015, 07:45:51 am »
Indreams gets the kittens litter box.

Carn stares at the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #331 on: July 27, 2015, 12:43:06 am »
Carn stares so hard that the button is pressed, generating a large box of his favorite meats.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #332 on: July 27, 2015, 07:11:14 am »
Carn devours tall the meats, in the process accidentally eating the button...............

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #333 on: July 29, 2015, 04:35:03 pm »
I punch Carn in the stomach, pressing the button


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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #334 on: July 29, 2015, 04:39:51 pm »
Carn vomits molten lead and leprechauns at Shaded's face, at 100 mph. The vomit presses the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #335 on: August 01, 2015, 01:36:03 pm »
Shaded's face is regenerated.

Koali installs a protective cover on the button for safety.

It is not pressed.

(Lift the cover to press the button.)

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #336 on: August 01, 2015, 02:11:16 pm »
The button does not like the covering. It vaporizes the plastic, the launches itself at Koali's face. The button is self-aware........

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #337 on: August 01, 2015, 02:13:18 pm »
Unfortunately, as it is simply a button, it fails to latch onto Koali's face; instead it simply bounces off.

The button has been pressed.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #338 on: August 01, 2015, 02:22:12 pm »
A siren blares, telling people to post more in "Uncharted Skies" Carn build a roof over the button to  shelter it from the harsh elements.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #339 on: August 01, 2015, 02:27:10 pm »
Koali adds walls to the roof, making it a house.

A brick falls on the button.

The siren changes to "I WOULD BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON"

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #340 on: August 01, 2015, 02:53:30 pm »
Carn sets the button on a cushion, the siren changes to, "Just walk into the cargo bay and start a conversation sky dammit!"

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #341 on: August 01, 2015, 05:02:13 pm »
Koali fluffs up the cushion and the siren changes to "Oh, ok"

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #342 on: August 02, 2015, 01:50:09 pm »
David flies in on the Hindenburg 370000545457394666 and reprograms the siren to "Oh No"

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #343 on: August 02, 2015, 01:55:07 pm »
Koali sets fire to David's ship and presses the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #344 on: August 02, 2015, 03:37:01 pm »
Koali is taunted with a illusion of fried spam.

Carn laughs with the button