Red Button Consequences

[Mod Josie]

A trigger-happy crew member from the galleon unleashes a Carronade burst and the buckshots push the button. The platform rises higher and higher until the top is in outer space and the bottom is beginning to spew lava due to the greatly reduced tensile strength of the crust in the region.

-Muse- Jacob is watching all this from his dev-hacked spectator slot and is posting puns in [Match] chat to keep everyone in high spirits considering the potential apocalypse.

[macmacnick]

Jacob forgets to push the button, and as a result, a new slashfiction involving him and Kirk is created.


*push*

[RedRoach]

By pushing the button, the slash fiction suddenly expands to include all the CAs.

After falling down from space, blacking out, then waking up unharmed on a ship (damn you jacob and shadak XD)  RedRoach sees the button and decides not to press it since he hates long stories.

[macmacnick]

The ignoring of the button leads to roach's sudden understanding that slashfiction is a writing genre regarding interpersonal attraction and relationships of the same sex.
*push*

[RedRoach]

The button causes RedRoach to forget  his sudden understanding that slashfiction is a writing genre regarding interpersonal attraction and relationships of the same sex.
*push*

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Roach's press has created a rift in space time. Jacob is now perpetually locked in Baron voice.

Gilder is entralled by Jacob's singing with Baron voice...accidentally presses the button with elbow.

[RedRoach]

The voice  suddenly shifts back to Jacob's original voice, mending the rift much to Gilder's dismay.

Convinced the button does not do anything but undo itself, RedRoach refuses to press the button without an effect to happen first.

[Canon Whitecandle]

The messiah appears to RedRoach and admonishes him for attempting to metagame the Almighty Button.

*pokes the button lightly enough to just barely depress it*

[Replaceable]

The button senses the timidity in Canon's button press, the button morphs into a fully sized human and gives Canon a hug.

*Hit's the button 12 times with a dynabuff hammer and presses the button*

[RedRoach]

Unfortuantley, the button requires more buff than 12 (cause it's speshal), so by not buffing the button, it's effect is hampered severely. The ground on the floor suddenly turns black, but due to the non-buffed button, it is accompanied by a slow, laggy, glitched transition.

RedRoach repairs the button with 5 hammer hits (all in a single cooldown of course,) and presses the button.

[Shadak Shademore]

Pressing the button sends out a distress beacon calling all ships in ear shot to the same area. Unfortunately not all ships are friendly and a race through canyon ambush begins.

*presses the button*

[RedRoach]

Suddenly a game-breaking glitch causes all ships in ear shot to turn all of their guns into incindeary mine launchers, and continuously shoot out mines despite not having anyone on the gun. Chaos begins.

In amusement, RedRoach does not press the button as he watches the burning explosions.

[DJ Calvary]

all the ships are soon managed by level one captains and crew in galleons, mobulas, and spires

Calvary hurridly pushes the button to right this atrocity

[RedRoach]

All the ships turn to meta-midions. The newbies soon learn the power of  gat-mortar combo.

RedRoach, hating metas, presses the button to make more unusal combos.

[Replaceable]

Replaceable charges in on 'The Bunker.' A Junker. That is also a Munker.
I shout:"Screw the Metaaaaaaaaa!" At the top of my voice.

The expert mining of Miki and Pvt. Fudge destroy every metamidion in the game. (lol don't charge my Munker.)
You are safe from the Meta- for now.

I triumphantly slam the button. Feeling Good about slaying Metamidions.