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Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #240 on: April 10, 2015, 12:03:56 am »
Koali is forced to switch to Windows for not hitting the button.

*Smacks button*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #241 on: April 10, 2015, 05:01:03 pm »
*I fall out of sky with hammer and smashes button because of things that happened in a different dimension*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #242 on: April 10, 2015, 05:13:32 pm »
Stumbles over from the feast and starts passing some moonshine to everyone, including callsign. avoids the button

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #243 on: April 10, 2015, 05:24:39 pm »
*jumps back away from moonshine stepping on the button*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #244 on: April 10, 2015, 08:03:47 pm »
Callsign is cursed forevermore to be dripping wet with moonshine.

*Whacks button with mallet to fix it

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #245 on: April 10, 2015, 09:48:55 pm »
Koali regains his Mac.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #246 on: April 10, 2015, 09:59:45 pm »
Koali's Mac falls into pieces, and I slap the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #247 on: April 10, 2015, 10:02:56 pm »
Koali's mac is incinerated and from the ashes arises a beat up linux. Carn taps the button

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #248 on: April 11, 2015, 07:28:49 am »
Hot women rain from the sky...



And Immediately run screaming at the sight of us.

I sit down heavily, my mallet tapping the button by accident.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #249 on: April 13, 2015, 05:28:26 pm »
*respawning in 9...*
*8*
*7*
*6*
*5*
*4*
*3*
*2*
*1*

*Boop, boop, boop, boop*



*David pops into existence in the Hindenburg 2 x 37*

"This world... somethings... different...."

At a close inspection, he sees everything is becoming slightly transparent. He spent 10 hours just staring at the ground, seeing it become Glassier and Glassier. Then, it hit him. He ran into the Gondola of the Hindenburg, unlocked a secret trap door on the top of the gondola with 2 turtle-shaped keys, and climbed up and locked the hatch. he was now in his Final Safe Room, where there was enough equipment to make entire new galaxies and timelines. He dug through a chest full of pajamas, until he felt something hard, and pulled out a round, red button. He walked outside, sat the button on the ground, then said, "Planet... Do not worry anymore, for I shall revive you. Do not fear, for I am experienced in Thread Necroes."

David took two steps back, pulled out his Rubber Mallet, and smashed the button.


W̘ͭ͗͌͏̡͚͓̒̊ͥI̢̨̛̖̺̻͔̽̇̍͋̃͞B̧͍̍̔̀͘B͂I̷̢̪̬̖͓͍̠̹̻ͩͧ̐͛̓̌̓̒͡͡L̩̬͍͇͐̾̍͒͝͠Ÿ̨̘̬̗̣̗̞̏ͦ̃̈́̾̃̈̓͘ ̭͚̭͖̳̳̔̂W͉̘̮̗͔̔̔̚O̶͙̜̙͓̤͉͍͓ͭ͂ͪ̔͊͐̏͌̍͝͞B̼̳͊̎̂B̡͖̮͉̯̗̬̜̙̓ͬ̂͟͝ͅI̸̴̸̢͕̯̱̎̏͂̒̎̚̚ͅL̚Y̞̲̥ ̶̯̮͍̠̬̻̠͎ͤ̒̂̋̚͢T̸̳̬̣̪̐͒ͪ̓ͯ̋́͜Į̵̲͔M̬̰͙̎̒Eͨ̓ͭ͊͘͟Y̹̬̫̤̤̟̼̘ͪͪ͘͞ ̡̛̱̜̩͚̙͕̀͗͌̓ͣ͜͝͠W̼I͛͑M̟̰͋E͒͌͏̨̢͎̊̀̏͒̐̄Y̶̼̘̗̻̏̌̇̐ͨ͆ͥ͆̾̐̽͘͟͡


The world completely reverts into it's normal state. David flies into an orbit around the planet, overwatching all the little threadgoers.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #250 on: April 25, 2015, 08:47:13 pm »
*Inhales the button and takes on its abilities.*

*Spits out the button, but keeps its abilities.*

Hi David, come down here. It isn't fair to stay up there.

*Presses face that is now also a button.*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #251 on: April 29, 2015, 09:22:13 pm »
The actual button bit that you press on buttons springs off of Koali's face and smashes into th Phoenix Linux.

I pick up the button and stare at it so hard it presses itself.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #252 on: May 01, 2015, 01:53:41 pm »
Do you realize that you just made my face spring off of my face?

The button press causes Koali to regain his face.

Koali presses the button to try and remove Shaded's face.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #253 on: May 01, 2015, 02:03:34 pm »
Koali looses all his kirby powers, Carn says "Screw it!" and slaps the true button

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #254 on: May 02, 2015, 07:26:49 am »
Carn's head get imperceptibly bigger as the knowledge that 'loose' is not the same word as 'lose' is beamed into his brain.