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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #225 on: April 01, 2015, 01:58:42 pm »
slaps david with time itself

"Dont make me hungry, you wouldn't like me when im hungry."

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #226 on: April 01, 2015, 03:14:32 pm »
*Slaps Carn with existence itself*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #227 on: April 01, 2015, 03:23:05 pm »
gets hungry and eat some of existence

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #228 on: April 01, 2015, 03:45:51 pm »
*Slaps Carn with David.*

I gave Jacob his GameBoy back, now can we stop fighting?

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #229 on: April 01, 2015, 03:55:17 pm »
eats davids hat, "Must have food!"

(we are really derailing this thread  :D)

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #230 on: April 01, 2015, 04:14:42 pm »
Fine.


*Kicks carn in the knee, then jumps on the Hindenburg IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII and flies away*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #231 on: April 01, 2015, 04:51:05 pm »
"Now what do i eat?" glances at Koali

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #232 on: April 01, 2015, 05:45:53 pm »
There is a great crashing sound as lightning whips across the landscape. A loud creaking can be heard as a trapdoor is revealed between two clouds. A ladder is lowered until it hits the floor. A blinding light shines from the door. Jacob steps down the ladder until he is clear of the trapdoor, then floats the rest of the way down for effect.

From his coat pocket, he reveals his new Button. The Button. The Button To End All Buttons.
He looks at you.... yes YOU. He tuts and waggles his finger at you and tells you that you and your companions have all been very naughty. This thread will go to plan. It Will. It Will!

Suddenly, a Red Button pops into everyone's possession, just as it used to be before all of this nonsense occurred.

Jacob giggles, looks up to the sky, raises his hand and brings it down forcefully toward the button - a gust of wind blowing his coat around and making him look totally awesome. His eyes are aflame with frenzied wanting-to-get-this-stuff-back-on-track-ness.

He presses it.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #233 on: April 01, 2015, 06:26:59 pm »
Food begins appearing, steak, buffalo steak, shark steak, bacon, oh and some fruits. Carn begins sating his hunger, and leaves the button alone

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #234 on: April 01, 2015, 10:41:56 pm »
Koali chooses to sit down and eat with Carn. He presses the button to try and get a table.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #235 on: April 02, 2015, 06:44:54 am »
sadly, it seems the button is a bit wet and needs to dry out. David flies back to Koali and Carn and airdrops a Table.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #236 on: April 02, 2015, 10:12:19 pm »
Oh hey thanks bro!

Koali requests a drink.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #237 on: April 03, 2015, 07:38:10 am »
*Tosses down parachute water bottles*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #238 on: April 03, 2015, 11:10:38 am »
*press button to get a pilot who does not use moonshine all the time.*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #239 on: April 03, 2015, 04:18:12 pm »
Callsign Striker receives Captain Cheeseness of the SLUG's.