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Gilder's Anime Guidebook
« on: January 11, 2014, 03:36:42 am »
So how do you tell if an anime is eyegasm fantastic or going to turn into a load of crap that a monkey wouldn't even throw at their worst enemy?

Simple...apologies to the female of our species but this is just how it is...

Story +/- quality of characters - (Breast size of characters X number of times they emphasize that size + number of times in one episode someone gets groped or they talk about ecchi topics) = quality level of the anime you will expect to find.

Note, there are rare exceptions to those rules, but most of the time the bigger the top or the more they emphasize characters obsessed with them, the lower quality you'll find. Ai Yori Aoshi is a perfect example of a fantastic show ruined by one crude character. If her character was cut out entirely, the show would have been much better.

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Re: Gilder's Anime Guidebook
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2014, 02:20:58 am »
This is just a half truth btw...

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Re: Gilder's Anime Guidebook
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 02:23:42 am »
... Please someone make an anime character of Gilder. And make it a female Gilder please.

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Re: Gilder's Anime Guidebook
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 03:11:23 am »
My own OS tan?! I love it! But only if Asteria draws it. If Ccrack draws it he'll either draw me nekkid or with tons of fanservice.

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Re: Gilder's Anime Guidebook
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 03:18:21 am »
Or both as it were.

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Re: Gilder's Anime Guidebook
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014, 04:18:04 am »
A visual representation of Ccrack's mind at that moment:

« Last Edit: January 13, 2014, 04:25:17 am by Gilder Unfettered »

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Re: Gilder's Anime Guidebook
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2014, 02:26:34 am »
Silver Spoon = Fantastic anime

Case in point...this scene, was animated this week in all it's glory:


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Re: Gilder's Anime Guidebook
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2014, 02:59:24 am »
now it's just waitning for the fanficton