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Offline GeoRmr

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #60 on: January 22, 2014, 07:49:20 am »
Anything with mines:

Got a mine launcher,
Time to focus the ally,
Every ship is game.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #61 on: January 22, 2014, 10:58:46 am »
On a flak spire:

Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We will just die slower.

With my little eye I spot six syllables in that last line.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #62 on: January 22, 2014, 12:15:02 pm »
The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #63 on: January 22, 2014, 01:28:27 pm »
The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?

Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #64 on: January 22, 2014, 01:45:34 pm »
The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?

Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help
Ally used ram.
It's not very effective,
but it gave us time.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #65 on: January 23, 2014, 04:53:22 am »
The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?

Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help
Ally used ram.
It's not very effective,
but it gave us time.
Ally comes closer.
He's going to ram,
were going to die.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #66 on: January 23, 2014, 11:47:25 am »
The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?

Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help
Ally used ram.
It's not very effective,
but it gave us time.
Ally comes closer.
He is going to ram us, (fixed for syllable count)
we're going to die.    (wrong were)
There is no cover.
We must hide behind something.
Let's use our Ally.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2014, 11:51:50 am by HamsterIV »

Offline GeoRmr

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #67 on: January 23, 2014, 12:03:17 pm »
On a flak spire:

Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We will just die slower.

With my little eye I spot six syllables in that last line.

Ty, Fixed:

Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We'll just die slower.

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #68 on: January 23, 2014, 04:14:24 pm »
Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #69 on: January 23, 2014, 04:20:14 pm »
Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.

I only use burst
Because I don't know ammo
Or what it all does

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #70 on: January 23, 2014, 05:57:03 pm »
Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.

I only use burst
Because I don't know ammo
Or what it all does

if you're serious
about your flammer prowess:
use lochnagar rounds

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #71 on: January 24, 2014, 01:18:56 am »
Loch-na-gar Flare gun
Like a bright Proton Torpedo;
Moves like Missile Slings

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #72 on: January 24, 2014, 01:59:52 am »
Turn on the moonshine
Get us to the capture point;
Repair the engine

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #73 on: January 24, 2014, 02:02:58 am »
Loch-na-gar Flare gun
Like bright Proton Torpedos
Move like Missile Slings

(was 5/8/5)

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #74 on: January 24, 2014, 02:51:49 am »
Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.

I only use burst
Because I don't know ammo
Or what it all does

if you're serious
about your flammer prowess:
use lochnagar rounds
Loaded Loch Nagar Rounds.
I yell at the pilot;
the gun died.