99 Bottles

[BdrLineAzn]

*Wakes up with a pounding headache*

Umm a number bottles of moonshine on the wall, a number of bottle o'shine. Take one down, pass it around. a number of bottles of moonshine on the wall.

Soo what number are we on?

[Piemanlives]

*Stumbles over*

Err..... one.... ter.... tree..... ummmm 29?

[Jawjee]

I refuse to drink more, bring some heavy drinkers here damnit. 1 bottle can get me on the floor, I ain't the drinking type, more like the type that gets his tails on fire most of the time.
*aims his heavy revolver and shoots a bottle of moonshine, making it spill on the floor*
28 left.

[BdrLineAzn]

Damn, a waste of moonshine....oh well.

28 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 28 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 27 bottles of moonshine on the wall.

[BdrLineAzn]

I'm sorta determined to finish this through, who's with me!

Oh, 27 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 27 bottles o'shine. Tale one down, pass it around. 26 bottles of moonshine on the wall.

[Piemanlives]

*Wakes up from a several month hangover*

Urhg my head... pass me some moonshine aye? Ah thank you.

*Drinks it*

26 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 26 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around! 25 bottles of moonshine on the wall!

Skies my head hurts...

[Riggatto]

... o'shine. Tale Take one down...

Been drinking too much border... Might as well join in

25 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 25 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 24 bottles o' shine on the wall.

[Oliver Colt]

Im 12 and what is this!!!

24 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 24 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 23 bottles o' shine on the wall.

[BdrLineAzn]

... o'shine. Tale Take one down...

Been drinking too much border... Might as well join in

25 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 25 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 24 bottles o' shine on the wall.

I've been drinking too much? Look the the quote date, when did I drink in 1974 of May?

But

23 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 23 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 22 bottles o' shine on the wall.

[Piemanlives]

... o'shine. Tale Take one down...

Been drinking too much border... Might as well join in

25 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 25 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 24 bottles o' shine on the wall.

I've been drinking too much? Look the the quote date, when did I drink in 1974 of May?

But

23 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 23 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 22 bottles o' shine on the wall.

Huh? Dates are funny...

22 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 23 bottles o'shine. Take one down pass it around! 21 bottles o'shine on the wall!

[Oliver Colt]

omg what year is it I feel lost now QnQ

OOOooohhh...

21 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 21 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 20 bottles o' shine on the wall.

[Coldcurse]

It's the summer of Sixty Nine....

20 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 20 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 19 bottles o' shine on the wall.

[Oliver Colt]

Now back to the present!

19 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 19 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 18 bottles o' shine on the wall.

[Gryphos]

*Walks in the bar like a regular guy wondering why everyone else hasn't left in the past few months*

Guys… do you not have like… jobs and stuff? How are you even paying for all this moonshine?

Ah well.

18 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 18 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 17 bottles o' shine on the wall.

[Piemanlives]

What lives?

17 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 17 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around! 16 bottles o'shine on the wall!