Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!

[macmacnick]

127. In Case of Emergency, Please sacrifice most useless crew-mate to Cthulu.
   127.1 If Sacrifices are not an option, Summon RethBurn.
   127.2 If Summoning Rethburn is not an option, create a fanfic.
       127.2.1 The Fanfic catagory includes Manga, Anime, or Plain Text Stories.

[David Hark]

115.4. Yiski always offers plushies.

[macmacnick]

128. Never Leave a Child alone with a Creepy Zuka doll.
  128.1 If a child is left alone, please consult the Codex of Zuka for advice pertaining to the matter.

[David Hark]

330. Never complain to Tropo about your ping.

[David Hark]

588. It was a bad idea if you were disconnected for it.

[Coldcurse]

128. Never Leave a Child alone with a Creepy Zuka doll.
  128.1 If a child is left alone, please consult the Codex of Zuka for advice pertaining to the matter.

  128.2 If no one knows or wants the child, throw it of the ship and burn all the evidence.

[Oliver Colt]

589. I'm new here and I'm trying to fit in by making rules.
598. Love me pls.
999999. Portal 2 references will not be allowed.
700. Captain Coldcurse says terrible things so that you don't have to. You're welcome.

[BdrLineAzn]

123. Remember Bacon
  123.1 Bacon is true
  123.1.1 Bacon can never give you up
  123.1.2 Bacon can never let you down
  123.1.3 Bacon can never run around and desert you.

(Don't hurt me  )

[Coldcurse]

589. I'm new here and I'm trying to fit in by making rules.
598. Love me pls.
999999. Portal 2 references will not be allowed.
700. Captain Coldcurse says terrible things so that you don't have to. You're welcome.

700. a) Still shink will be blamed for Captain Coldcurse's actions.
700. b) Captain Coldcurse loves to brawl and thrashtalk.
700. c) Thrashtalk is also part of the game

[Coldcurse]

115.4. Yiski always offers plushies.

115.5. Drinking Plushies is at your own risk, you can't blame Yiski for producing drinkable fuel that might cause death or other injures that threatens your physical body into a state of coma or selfdestruction from the inside. Plushies are copyrighted and Yiski should be asked for permission if you want to use or talk about them.

[RethBurn]

999999.1: This rule is only applied when following reference is unnescesary or out of context.
 999999.2: When applied correctly, reward referencee with according ovation and offer a backrub.

[Oliver Colt]

(Don't hurt me  )

Don't hurt me.
No more.

999999.1: This rule is only applied when following reference is unnescesary or out of context.
 999999.2: When applied correctly, reward referencee with according ovation and offer a backrub.

Can I have my ovation and backrub now?

[YoloSwagJesus]

I can forgive you for rule 118.2, but you cross'd the line with 118.2.1.

[David Hark]

I can forgive you for rule 118.2, but you cross'd the line with 118.2.1.

The rule is intended for new players who use those words with the intent of a COD fanboy. If I find it annoying, rule 118.2.1 takes effect. You are by no means in violation of that rule

[Coldcurse]

(Don't hurt me  )

Don't hurt me.
No more.

999999.1: This rule is only applied when following reference is unnescesary or out of context.
 999999.2: When applied correctly, reward referencee with according ovation and offer a backrub.

Can I have my ovation and backrub now?

No but first answer me this question.
What is love?