Welcome to the Shrine of the Chembeast. Before you proceed to grovel in honour of It, please take the following into account:
1. The Chembeast frowns upon those who bring extinguishers into Its shrine.
2. The Chembeast gladly accepts any animal sacrifices.
3. The Chembeast laughs at your attempts to torch Its shrine.
4. The Chembeast does not appreciate reactive use of Its powers.
5. The Chembeast is to be carried at all times by those who understand Its abilities.
6. The Chembeast is not liable for any cases of asbestos poisoning.
7. The Chembeast will kill one hostage for every stack of fire that gets on a ship hull.
8. The Chembeast doesn't care that your hull is damaged and that there's no way It should be able to apply fire immunity right now.
9. The Chembeast does not view you as a user of It. It sees you simply as a slave.
10. The Chembeast has better things to do than think of a tenth point.
Now, fellow servants of the Chembeast, let us hail Its power and glory.
(yes, I will make an actual balance post when I'm not as tired)
