I could imagine that gunner..
level 1, played 2 matches and found the sword!
Captain level 12 : welcome aboard my ship and please man port guns as soon as possible we have enemy closing in.
Sword gunner : Hey, look what i can do!
Captain level 12 : Yeah, that's nice. Could you man the left guns please and shoot at that pyramidion to the left?
Sword gunner : *swish swish swish swish swish*
Captain level 12 : Ok.. we're getting shot at. Can i have my main engineer on balloon please and gungineer up top to take care of hull?
Main engineer : Sure..
Gungineer : ON IT..
Sword gunner : *jumps off ship*
Captain level 12 : *rebuilds left guns and engines five times*
Captain level 12 : Umm.. I think our ally got that pyramidion. Gunner, where are you?
Sword gunner : HEY ! Look at MY SWORD!.. It's MINE! you can't HAVE IT!
Captain level 12 : *facepalms and grumbles*
Sword Gunner : Have you seen my new sword?
Captain level 12 : Yes.. very nice.. could you try shooting a gun now?
Sword Gunner : no.
Captain level 12 : BALLOON DOWN! TANK IT.. I GO HU*Galleon dies*.. nevermind..
Sword Gunner : What happened? i couldn't see my sword?
Captain level 12 : Somebody took it.
Sword Gunner : hahahahahah
Captain level 12 : You get it back it you shoot some ships.
Sword Gunner : Ah .. there it is.. you LIED! *leaves*
Captain level 12 : Engineers on guns! Incomi*Galleon dies.. spawns between 3 enemies and dies again..*
Captain level 12 : gg wp