Ban the User Above You

[Kamoba]

I ban Ram for bring forum.politics into Da Pit!

[David Dire]

I ban Kamoba for terrible grammar

[Koali]

I ban David for posting a gif of an overly joyful tomato for no reason.

[Queso]

I ban Koali. (Technically following the rules!)

[David Dire]

...you just come up with a reason (Anything) to ban the person who posted above you...

I ban Koali. (Technically following the rules!)

[DJ Logicalia]

I ban Dire for attempting to enforce rules in the pit

[Koali]

I ban Logic for only using David's in-character surname. We're on friendly terms here, right?

[Queso]

I don't ban anyone.

[Queso]

In fact, as my entire tenure as a CA, Mod, and Muse, I don't believe I have ever banned anyone.

[Kamoba]

I ban Queso for not having actually wielded the ban hammer properly yet.
Don't worry Queso, I can find you someone in game with a little effort, you can loose  that ban-virginity.

I shalt teacheth the Queso to baneth with hammer. And the world shalt cease to exist.

[David Dire]

I ban Logic for only using David's in-character surname. We're on friendly terms here, right?

I ban everyone (Except Koali, my new senpai) for using the name Dire.

Srsly what do you people have against my real name? ;~;
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[HamsterIV]

I ban David Dire for having a real name that is too normal.

[David Dire]

I ban David Dire for having a real name that is too normal.

I ban Hamster for hurting my feelings

[Kamoba]

I ban David Dire, because his IGN initials are a popular bra size.

[David Dire]

I ban Kamoba for calling me breasts.

I'm a guy...