Ban the User Above You

[C r o w]

I ban Queso for making me question the very nature of my name and being.

[Queso]

I ban C r o w because I can and should

[C r o w]

I ban Queso because he's being exceptionally present, instead of appearing once every full moon like he did a year or so ago

[Carn]

I ban C r o w because somebody must be offering up tortilla chips for Queso to dip himself in,  and that is why he is present.

[Queso]

I ban Carn because you do not dip queso into tortilla chips, you dip tortilla chips into queso.

[Carn]

I ban Queso because every substance has a solid and a liquid form.

[Queso]

I ban Carn for making me imagine solid queso in liquid tortilla chips

[Carn]

I ban Queso for not imagining it sooner.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Physics so solid Queso dipped into liquid tortilla chips is a possibility

[Carn]

I ban Shaded because solid Queso should at least be possible, though it would be warm.  As for liquid tortilla, dough kept warm and frequently stirred maybe?

[Queso]

I ban Carn for being the user above me

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Queso for utilitarianism

[Carn]

I ban Shaded because utilitarianism isn't a bad thing.

[ShadedExalt]

Depends on your perspective.

I ban Carn.

[Carn]

I ban Shaded because The Utilitarian sounds like an efficient hero.