You spend your work day fixing airplanes and then you come here and fix airships, no wonder you are going crazy.
Since you can't watch youtube or see many pictures, I will describe one of my favorite youtube videos to you.
It is called "Cat Bowing"
It starts with a cat chasing a laser pointer around a carpeted room. After a couple of laps the laser pointer moves towards the linoleum kitchen at high speed. In front of the cat there is a stack of plastic cups the guy with the laser pointer was obviously aiming at. The cat unable to stop its momentum of the slick floor crashes into the cup stack and knocks it over. Afterwards the cat walks away trying to act cool but we all know it was outsmarted by a red dot.