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Offline Coldcurse

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #270 on: March 10, 2014, 02:42:34 am »
Bacon is enough. But he likes to add extra things on it.

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #271 on: March 12, 2014, 07:39:31 pm »
I am hungry and tired. Someone feed me bacon.

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #272 on: March 12, 2014, 08:57:43 pm »
Breakfast for dinner? Yay more Bacon then.

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #273 on: March 15, 2014, 05:16:40 am »
Bacon is for every meal. Every meal is for bacon. Bacon is for ever.

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #274 on: March 23, 2014, 08:11:12 am »
I heard this one today lol!

(I am sleeping beside my girlfriend when I am suddenly woken by her nibbling on my collarbone sensually. I turn to face her thinking she wants to be intimate, only to realise she is still actually asleep.)

Me: “Honey…”

Girlfriend: *stirring a little* “Shh, bacon. It’s breakfast time.”

Dreams are made of bacon!

Offline Oliver Colt

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #275 on: March 23, 2014, 04:14:43 pm »
I don't like bacon...

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*runs away*

Offline Tropo

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #276 on: March 23, 2014, 04:49:38 pm »
ex vegetarian here

not sure if on topic but apparently with my accent it sounds like im saying "requesting bacon flare please" like all the time i love BACON FLARES PLEASE

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #277 on: March 23, 2014, 05:08:26 pm »
I don't like bacon...

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Oliver get back here!!! The Bacon God will smite thee.

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #278 on: March 23, 2014, 05:32:44 pm »
SMASH THE BACON HERETIC!

Offline Oliver Colt

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #279 on: March 24, 2014, 01:33:03 am »
Oliver get back here!!!

Yeeees? (◕‿◕✿)

The Bacon God will smite thee.

(⊙_⊙✿)

SMASH THE BACON HERETIC!

(✖︿✖✿)

No you guys don't understand! I meant to say bacon is awesome, yeah!!!

✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕﹏◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ Bacon! Yum!
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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #280 on: April 11, 2015, 04:26:48 pm »
The High King Of Bacon initiates Order Bacon Bacon.

Offline David Dire

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #281 on: April 11, 2015, 04:55:55 pm »
I bacon.

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #282 on: April 11, 2015, 06:26:53 pm »
Let this holy inquisition commence. FOR THE GLORY OF BACON!

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #283 on: April 11, 2015, 06:40:11 pm »
Explosive Bacon mines

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #284 on: April 11, 2015, 07:48:47 pm »
Thus began the Great Bacon Inquisition, where all traces of the etymology and history of the word lebtr were expunged, due to a false relationship with the Rutabega Heretics.