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Offline Piemanlives

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2013, 10:40:10 pm »
8.) Dust Clouds, they hate us and we hate them.

Fun fact, that was a community idea.


Was it really? I think I missed that debate then.

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2013, 12:38:34 am »
Bananas in Pajamas.
They need to be gone.

My addiction to Sol Forge.  I broke my card game addiction when I was 15, why Keyvias!?   PORQUE!?

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2013, 01:08:03 am »


I CHOOSE YOU!!

ZOMG!!! :o

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2013, 06:07:52 pm »
Things that shouldn't exist: The last vestiges of Rear Admiral Zill's humanity.

We all know Zill was human once. He had normal human frailties and hopes and dreams, but something happened to him, and that something was Guns of Icarus. He has since merged with the game. Every thought, every impulse he has is about perfecting the art of airship combat. He now occupies the space between man and machine, unable to feel human emotions, but not quite cold and mechanical enough to disavow all understanding of what they were. Perhaps one day his human side will slip and Zill will reach the zenith of captaining perfection. Until then he lurks in the skies calming victim after victim, all the while scrubbing clean his capacity to feel things like mercy, regret, and fear.

Offline Letus

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2013, 06:09:56 pm »
Another fun fact: I remember the time back when Twinkie hated the lumber, and it was one of the only two guns he didn't consider himself too great with (along with the light mortar, back when that thing was waaay harder to shoot).

I remember him requesting the Flak a lot when my lumberfish was...well...all I flew.

19.)  People who rage quit from Metamydions after being nullified immensly by a Lumberspire / fish, double flak Galleon, or disable Squids....(ain't gonna learn how to beat those if you don't stick around.)

Things that shouldn't exist: The last vestiges of Rear Admiral Zill's humanity.

We all know Zill was human once. He had normal human frailties and hopes and dreams, but something happened to him, and that something was Guns of Icarus. He has since merged with the game. Every thought, every impulse he has is about perfecting the art of airship combat. He now occupies the space between man and machine, unable to feel human emotions, but not quite cold and mechanical enough to disavow all understanding of what they were. Perhaps one day his human side will slip and Zill will reach the zenith of captaining perfection. Until then he lurks in the skies calming victim after victim, all the while scrubbing clean his capacity to feel things like mercy, regret, and fear.

so...
he is like the guy from .hack//sign?

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2013, 06:13:14 pm »
Actually I was thinking about a Titan Princeps when I wrote that.
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Princeps

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2013, 02:31:21 am »
He has become one with the machine spirit.  There is no Zill, there is only the ship.

Offline BdrLineAzn

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2013, 07:55:44 pm »
20) School and homework.....

I know it's good for us but, it cuts into my GoI:O time....I mean, who invented this "school".

Offline Letus

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2013, 09:51:59 pm »
20) School and homework.....

I know it's good for us but, it cuts into my GoI:O time....I mean, who invented this "school".

I never  did my homework.
Pissed off all my teachers as I'd get low scores there, but 95% percents on tests...

My answer was "Why do I have to show that I know what I'm doing all the time when it's obvious I know the material?"  They had no response.
I now know the answer is "because all the other people in my class are idiots."

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2013, 10:33:56 pm »
The real answer is to get you ready for all the boring pointless tasks you will be asked to do in the working world. Not everyone will have an intellectually stimulating job, and even those who do will likely be tied down with boring crap 50% of the time. The people with money don't hire smart people who do their own thing, they hire smart people who do as they are told.

Offline Letus

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2013, 10:53:52 pm »
The real answer is to get you ready for all the boring pointless tasks you will be asked to do in the working world. Not everyone will have an intellectually stimulating job, and even those who do will likely be tied down with boring crap 50% of the time. The people with money don't hire smart people who do their own thing, they hire smart people who do as they are told.

I already do that in the working world.
It's called Autism....and money is a good motivator to do everything correct over and over...

even if it is putting a key into a slot, making the ride go, and stopping it when some one takes off the seatbelt...

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2013, 08:38:27 pm »

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2013, 01:46:45 am »
20) School and homework.....

I know it's good for us but, it cuts into my GoI:O time....I mean, who invented this "school".
The Catholic Church...      ...Blame them for everything.... (they really did have the first incarnation of the American school system.)

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2013, 10:55:17 am »
Chtulu lol

Offline Keon

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Re: Things that shouldn't exist
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2013, 03:32:22 pm »
Mario Party 10. Or at least, y'know, change it up a bit.