(Written by Piemanlives. Edited by yours truly.)In the high mountains of the Yesha Empire, where the frozen winds bear, where the snows run deep and the skies are emeralds. At the highest peak there lies a small village, the village of Maw Peak. Here monks practice the lost art of Crii c’et, the monks toil in the holy bakeries, creating the most brilliant of baked goods.
The monks of Maw Peak toiled in the art of Crii c’et, creating baked goods, the fire of baking burned beneath the ovens ever softly as the baked goods rose from their pans, ready to be consumed. There were few monks who knew of the coming storm, they need champions to protect the art, they would be those to spread it and its happiness to those below the mountains. The Great Monk, Cullen called upon the high monks, they would soon meet their champion.
[Cullen]
“And so I call upon thee, the Master of The Oven, James T. Kirk, come to the council chamber.”
The chamber door opened as the monk known as Kirk entered.
[Kirk]
“You have called upon me?”
[Cullen]
“A storm is rising, the lands below are ripe for the taking, forces everywhere vie for them, in the coming days the art may be lost forever, the art of Crii c’et must be protected. We have chosen you to marshal our forces, it is the lowlands where we shall make our stand, gather your forces, you leave at dawn.”
[Kirk]
“Very well, may the baking fires remain ever lit.”
The chamber doors shut behind him; he knew the first he would call upon. Within the monastery lay many forms of Crii c’et, he entered the sanctum of pie, there
The Man of Pie toiled to create his chosen good, many apprentices lined the tables as they learned the many intricate steps to creating the ancient pasties of the old world. Kirk approached him.
[Kirk]
“A storm is rising, and now comes the time when the monastery must defend itself, will you join me?”
Pieman
“Blessed be thy art Oven Master. I will join you.”
[Kirk]
“Come there is much to discuss.”
The Pieman directed the brightest of his disciples to carry out his teachings in his absence. The two traveled to the inner sanctum of their sacred blast forges where they would plan all.
[Kirk]
“We must gather our forces, we need many to hold against the tide, but who can we call upon?”
[Pieman]
“What about Master Zenark, He who led many during the War of Spires.”
[Kirk]
“Yes! We must call upon to return the monastery, we will need his skill.”
[Pieman]
“We may call upon Andika, the defender of the art, she will rush to our aid, the one known as B’Elanna, she who never leaves her hull. If this comes to war we will need more, those who will be willing to set flames to our enemy, soldiers baked to perfection, an army that will rise to the occasion.”
And so they were called upon, they would wait days for their arrival but they would come.
In time, many would flock to their cause, all willing to defend their art. So the die was cast and an army was gathered, the five walked through the halls of the monastery however there was one more.
[Pieman]
“There is one more we may call upon, the one they call Gambrill he-
[Kirk]
“Yes, yes I’m sure he is spectacular as well, I must however address the assembled pastries.”
And so he strode to the podium, the gathered monks silenced and looked upon him.
[Kirk]
“There is a storm coming, the lands below us prepare to war amongst each other, warlords, generals, admirals, emperors, kings, they all shall fight, and we, we will be caught in between, our art lost to the frozen winds but nay, nay I say for we cannot let this pass! We must protect our art with our lives, we must strike, we must stand our ground, we ride for the lowlands, we must break out the butter, for it is time for us to make toast!”
The voices of many rose into the air; it would be time for them to leave. Days would pass, soon their vessels took to the skies, men would be lost, vessel sundered, the land scared, a few mercenaries had joined them as well, however they were concerned. Kirk and his most trusted captain, Zenark, stood upon the deck of their flagship looking over their growing fleet as they flew east.
[Zenark]
“A pity Spud Nick would not join, his expertise would have been greatly appreciated.”
[Kirk]
“A master of Mobulas, a pity but we must make do, come to the council chamber.”
Together they entered the war room, various monks studied maps and charts, others looked over supplies and requisitions, they would need as much as they could carry. They closed the door behind them, the other council members studied the large map in the center of the chamber, however as quickly as they entered the once again opened behind them and a young monk appeared.
[Pastry]
“Master of the Oven, it has come to the attention of some that our weapons are not balanced to the meta, that we-“
[Kirk]
“Meta?”
He looked to his council members, Andika, Zenark, Gambrill, Pieman, and B’Elanna shook their heads at the mention of it.
[Kirk]
“Does it burn like the blessed fires of the bakery?”
[Pastry]
“It does not Oven Master but-“
[Kirk]
“Then we will have none of it!”
The Pastry turned to leave.
[Kirk]
“Humble Pastry, may you have the happiest of birthdays.”
The Pastry turned and bowed, humbled by his words. Soon they would fight, fight in the name Cake, the hallmark of Crii c’et.
Everything was set, but there was still a matter of their rivals.
[Kirk]
“And what of our rivals, Les Boulangers Sympas? I hear they too have a furnace which would be a nice addition.”
Pieman faced Kirk, and smiled.
[Pieman]
"Let us give them hell in a handbasket and show them the door."