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Offline Plasmarobo

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Magnet Launcher
« on: August 05, 2013, 10:48:09 am »
Guys, guys, guys!

Okay, get ready to have your mind blown. This is the best idea since boarding.

We have... wait for it... A MAGNET LAUNCHER.

Hear me out.

It fires a super powerful magnet attached to a balloon. The magnet exerts a spherical force towards itself within a 500m radius. The force decreases radially from the center point. It does nothing to ships, but bullets...

It bends bullets. Like how planets and suns bend light. Don't have a Merc arc? Fire off a magnet, then bend those shots around it, gravity slingshot style! Gunners missing shots? Jump off the helm and fire a magnet at the enemy ship! Enemy close to your mines, but expertly dodging them? Shoot a magnet at him, and watch his face as the mines move to him!

Combine with the new "Sticky" ammo to attach magnet to the enemy hull and watch every shot home in!

Batteries not included.
(Magnets, how do they work?)

Offline Imagine

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2013, 11:04:31 am »

Offline Letus

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2013, 05:28:27 pm »
Am I the only person to think about Magnet Man from Megaman 3?

Offline Keon

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2013, 06:49:09 pm »
I was going to modify the troll physics picture of the guy in a car with a magnet in front for a goldfish but then I got board...ed

I'm sorry I meant bored don't kill me please please have mercy no why I didn't-

Offline Sgt. Spoon

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2013, 08:49:11 pm »
Keon! You will pay for your crimes!

*Raises giant axe*

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2013, 08:53:27 pm »
Keon! You will pay for your crimes!

*Raises giant axe*

A lumberjack axe?

Offline Letus

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2013, 01:39:59 am »
Keon! You will pay for your crimes!

*Raises giant axe*

A lumberjack axe?

Isn't that my job?

Offline Sgt. Spoon

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2013, 11:50:02 am »
Keon! You will pay for your crimes!

*Raises giant axe*

A lumberjack axe?

You know it

Offline Keon

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2013, 12:24:18 pm »
I can't find the picture...

Offline Sgt. Spoon

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2013, 02:38:52 pm »

Offline Keon

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2013, 02:50:49 pm »
:D


Oh my god I love it.

Offline Sgt. Spoon

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2013, 05:27:33 pm »
That's what happens when you board ;)

Offline Cheesy Crackers

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Re: Magnet Launcher
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2013, 09:23:36 am »
Magnets... 'nuf said