You also hate Belgians, which makes you truly evil, Plasma.
Currently, the beer I'm drinking a ton of is Brooklyn Brewing's Summer Ale. It's just a perfect, refreshing beer for this ungodly heat. Plus, it comes in cans, which are so much easier to carry back from the liquor store.
My favorite is probably Boulevard's Tank 7. It's a farmhouse ale/saison. Wonderfully Belgian, a little fruity with a nice, dry finish. I love saisons in general, and this is definitely one of my favorites.