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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #480 on: June 08, 2015, 03:12:48 pm »
I blame Shink for forcing me to find this quote:

The book of Gabriel 4:1-8:

And Howard banished RethBurn from the garden of Mines, for he was made from a rib of Phoenix and a being of dark. He knew despair, and thus when Zill and Yski had their children; he whispered to Shinkurex.
"Shinkurex, your brother is more liked than you. You must take this dagger I give you, and you must slay your brother. He does not deserve Howard's love like you do, Shinkurex". And thus the boy took the dagger from the bandage-wrapped hands swept under a ragged cloak. And he stabbed his Brother; In-Spire-d.

Howard did not see the death of In-Spire-d, and he thundered his voice. He proclaimed unto Shinkurex: "Where is thy brother?"
Shinkurex answered: "Spires don't fit into the meta. Fix it, Howard"
Upon hearing this, Howard became furious, he bestowed the mark of Blame upon Shinkurex and said: "I now curse you to carry that sentiment to your grave. You shall be blamed for the death of any and all, for the trees withering and for the poverty of orphans. You shall never know catharsis, for you carry the sin of all."

And then Howard turned to RethBurn, and boomed once more: "Did you do this?"
He stood paralyzed by the omnipotent's power, and his answer dwarfed the mighty ruler: "I mean. Spires are still the most effective for flak builds, they are nice in Dunes?" And God smiled, he forgave his creation on the spot, and gave him the Hammer of a Moderator. He then bestowed the Defiler to be the guardian of the dead, sending people to their demise in the forgotten lands of the Banned realm.


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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #481 on: June 08, 2015, 03:28:14 pm »
I blame Shink for trying to divert his blame upon me.

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #482 on: June 17, 2015, 11:30:03 am »
I blame Shink because I accidentally deleted a fun thread I started!!
And worse still!
The forums don't have a recycle bin! :'(
Irs Shinks fault!  :'(

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #483 on: June 17, 2015, 04:47:36 pm »
I blame Shink for not a lot of people posting in the Cantina.

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #484 on: July 24, 2015, 08:58:19 pm »
I blame shink for me being afraid to play this more moonshinemoonshinemoonshinemoonshinesaveme.....toolate

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #485 on: August 03, 2015, 09:05:00 pm »
I ban Shink for me being stuck with wifi so bad I won't be able to play for several months.  :-[

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #486 on: August 04, 2015, 10:10:36 am »
I blame Shink for Carn's inability to get a REALLY long CAT5 cable.

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #487 on: September 17, 2015, 12:49:58 pm »
I blame Shink for my rotator cuff getting torn.

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #488 on: September 18, 2015, 07:04:40 am »
I blame shink for carn banning shink and ban carn for not posting bans in the ban thread and i blame shink for the ban worthy clarity of this post

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #489 on: September 18, 2015, 07:57:19 am »
I blame Shink for Keb banning in the thread devoted to blaming Shink.

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #490 on: January 13, 2016, 08:48:45 pm »
I blame Shink for not playing Guns in a while.

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #491 on: January 13, 2016, 09:02:58 pm »
I blame Shink as it is now time to teach a new generation of the community of who is to be blamed for everything.

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #492 on: February 05, 2016, 02:43:13 pm »
I blame Shink for my insanity.

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #493 on: February 05, 2016, 03:49:56 pm »
I blame Shink for being such a blame-bait

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Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?
« Reply #494 on: February 16, 2016, 11:25:59 am »
I blame shink for Senpai not noticing me.