Posts from the future: Nerf needed for Heavy Flamethrower

[ShadedExalt]

No, I meant I must have been doing On the Moon.  It's a low gravity concert the Bards do.

[Carn]

Oh, haven't been able to make the trip up there in awhile. I mean, with the egg heads figuring out how to make the airships actually work.......it's been hell trying to manage it all.

[ShadedExalt]

Remember the vacuum theory?  Did that fall through?

[Carn]

No, some guy finally figured out how to make a non exploding perpetual motion machine on a small scale. Then they used some fancy atom smasher to create some new element, and that's what in the balloons.

[ShadedExalt]

Tell them to reinforce the internal structure with nano netting. 

[Carn]

(Carn) "I don't have the authority to make that call, forward it to Queso. Anyways, do you KNOW the price of that stuff? It's more than double my salary for 20 square feet, and I make six digits!

[Koali]

(Koali): "Wait, we get to be in character now? Sweeeeeet."

It was then that Carn became aware of the newly reinstated Hwachamouth policy.

[ShadedExalt]

Of course I do.  But if they're having issues with the balloon bursting, that will in all likelihood solve it.

And besides, they're spending a billion or more on the shielding.

[Carn]

(Carn) "Man, I have no administrative power. I get sent out to deliver messages, whether its lead or gold, depends on the job."

[ShadedExalt]

I've sent it in, don't worry.  Just saying, if you had it might've netted you some points.

[Carn]

Meh, I do the dirty work. Being Muse's top Combat Lawyer makes for interesting work.

[Koali]

Combat lawyer? Wuzzat?

[Carn]

I get to shoot people, arrest them, AND sue them. Had an annoying guy who wouldn't come to court the other day, had to put o in his shoulder. Judge Keyvias was a little annoyed that he dripped blood on the carpet.