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Offline David Dire

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Golden Turtle
« on: April 24, 2015, 08:59:22 pm »

The turtle and my second pug, Bentley

Today, when walking through Target, I saw a Golden Turtle. So, naturally, I bought it.

You can see it sitting next to my DSI and Pokémon white 2 in ths picture:


I have come to the conclusion that it is a deity, meaning I now have 2 gods in my house.

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Re: Golden Turtle
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2015, 09:16:32 pm »
I have seen no proof of the loud imp you call Davidgra

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Re: Golden Turtle
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2015, 10:06:40 pm »
I have seen no proof of the loud imp you call Davidgra

See the dog? Davidgra lives in him.

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Re: Golden Turtle
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2015, 10:07:39 pm »
I have seen no proof of the loud imp you call Davidgra

See the dog? Davidgra lives in him.
So Davidgra is a parasite, like a hookworm. You should get your pup checked out.

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Re: Golden Turtle
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2015, 10:27:28 pm »
I have seen no proof of the loud imp you call Davidgra

See the dog? Davidgra lives in him.
So Davidgra is a parasite, like a hookworm. You should get your pup checked out.

Well, it's beyond the doctor, see, Davidgra sorta...


...um, is "ripped into the dog's soul and now influences it" a good answer?

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Re: Golden Turtle
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2015, 10:36:38 pm »
I have seen no proof of the loud imp you call Davidgra

See the dog? Davidgra lives in him.
So Davidgra is a parasite, like a hookworm. You should get your pup checked out.

Well, it's beyond the doctor, see, Davidgra sorta...


...um, is "ripped into the dog's soul and now influences it" a good answer?
I've heard the Vatican has a unit of exorcists 

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Re: Golden Turtle
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2015, 11:03:26 pm »
I have seen no proof of the loud imp you call Davidgra

See the dog? Davidgra lives in him.
So Davidgra is a parasite, like a hookworm. You should get your pup checked out.

Well, it's beyond the doctor, see, Davidgra sorta...


...um, is "ripped into the dog's soul and now influences it" a good answer?
I've heard the Vatican has a unit of exorcists

Ah, yes. But I quite enjoy the company of Davidgra.
*He can project a human form of himself for sometime, which looks like my profile picture*