When life gives you ponies, don't make ponified pictures - make life take the ponies back! Get mad!
I don't want your damn ponies, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Yiski ponies.
Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the ponies.
I'm going to to get my gunners to invent a combustible pony that burns your ship down!