New Clothing: A Kilt

[ElversEden]

Sure it might make no sense whatsoever in the whole Guns of Icarus universe, but I think just a classic battle kilt, with the sash connecting up to it, would be absolutely perfect. AND, it would work marvelously with the new dye system. Just a selfish request on my part, but there you go.

I mean, just imagine, flying through the air, all the majesty of the Goldfish or Spire or any other ship being fully exposed by the orange dawn, soaring in and out of clouds, passing frightened avian creatures, and all this while a wearing a kilt. It would be perfect.

[James T. Kirk]

My main engineer was saying something about this today.

(Get it?)

[ElversEden]

Yes Kirk, I do.
SHE CANNA TAKE MUCH MORE, CAP'N!

[Squidslinger Gilder]

With the number of female toons in game there would have to be a female version...

I suddenly have a desire to only fly with all female crews wearing only kilts on ships with lots of ladders...heh heh

I totally approve of this game addition

[B'Elanna]

With the number of female toons in game there would have to be a female version...

I suddenly have a desire to only fly with all female crews wearing only kilts on ships with lots of ladders...heh heh

I totally approve of this game addition

was i even born with enough middlefingers for this comment?

[Squidslinger Gilder]

With the number of female toons in game there would have to be a female version...

I suddenly have a desire to only fly with all female crews wearing only kilts on ships with lots of ladders...heh heh

I totally approve of this game addition

was i even born with enough middlefingers for this comment?

Oh you fly with Zuka all the time and he would do much worse!

[ElversEden]

Settle down, children. There are female versions of kilts, so yes, there would have to be a female version, but I highly doubt they'd be as "breezy" as men's kilt's generally are. I'm almost positive that women's kilts have undergarments.

[ElversEden]

I'm thinking something to this effect.

Now, it should be noted that in my search for a female kilt, I was unable to find one that was vaguely decent and un-slutty. I'm not saying that one isn't out there, but it may be harder to find it.

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Settle down, children. There are female versions of kilts, so yes, there would have to be a female version, but I highly doubt they'd be as "breezy" as men's kilt's generally are. I'm almost positive that women's kilts have undergarments.

Pfft, undergarments...how's a wee lass supposed ta tinkle anywhere she wants like us gents!

Wheres Zuka!! I'm sure he'll have a word or two to say for the peasantry and their undergarments!!

[Cheesy Crackers]

A kilt!? We can finally fly through the skies in style!

[ElversEden]

A kilt!? We can finally fly through the skies in style!

My thoughts exactly.

[B'Elanna]

With the number of female toons in game there would have to be a female version...

I suddenly have a desire to only fly with all female crews wearing only kilts on ships with lots of ladders...heh heh

I totally approve of this game addition

was i even born with enough middlefingers for this comment?

Oh you fly with Zuka all the time and he would do much worse!

No, there is a huge difference. See. Zuka is passionate about everything. You and I not more or less than the next canyon wall he'd crash us into and you damn well know it. He doesn't single people out by gender, looks or even being human at all. I've seen him ignore a whole crew hitting on an AI called Darren. I've also seen him ignore Darren for the cliff he rammed us into. It excited him.

Do I even need to go on? ^^

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Shhh...don't show him a picture of a Sky Whale in a kilt...he'll saucesplosion all over us!!

[HamsterIV]

Do I even need to go on? ^^

Please do. I don't get that much flying time these days and I miss the antics of Zuka.