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Offline James T. Kirk

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Cullen is actually the server.
« on: July 20, 2013, 09:06:07 am »
Everyone. Think about it. Cullen "goes out sick" for a few days, and the servers go crazy.

This isn't my only evidence, but it's what tipped me off.

Looking back at the older threads, he came along about the time of the Kickstarter.
My theory? An unnamed rich man donated 10 million to the Kickstarter, because, god damn, he wanted to board something.

Unwilling to add boarding, Muse had to spend the money on something.

A 10 million dollar production of a sentient server program was started on the spot.
In order to throw us all off, they added this over-the-top personality.


You all have played a sci-fi game or two. What's the one weapon that doesn't effect robots?
Fire-based ones.

What is the main purpose of Cullen's "clan" (and by that I mean mindless drones soon to be assimilated)?

Fire. 


Speaking of his "Clan" what's the one food Sentient A.I. Seem to be obsessed with?

I'll give you a hint: it's a lie.

Search your hearts, you all know it to be true.



I'm just missing one piece of the puzzle: "Cullen"

That's not a real name. It's an acronym for something...

But what?

Oh. And I say we all start calling him "Server Boy."

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Re: Cullen is actually the server.
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2013, 09:22:32 am »
Last time I checked the server was Applehack, but usually it's Keyvias.

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Search your hearts, you all know it to be true.

Replace "hearts" with "feelings" and you're quoting Vader. Much better that way.

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That's not a real name. It's an acronym for something...

Cool, Understandably Laid-back Land-wide Entertainment Network?





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Re: Cullen is actually the server.
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2013, 09:37:18 am »
Emperor have mercy O_O................

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Re: Cullen is actually the server.
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2013, 10:40:34 am »
Replace "hearts" with "feelings" and you're quoting Vader. Much better that way.


James T. Kirk quoting Darth Vader?

That's a bit of a "Star [four letter word]" overload.

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Re: Cullen is actually the server.
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2013, 03:01:40 pm »
That's a bit of a "Star [four letter word]" overload.
There is no such thing.

But Cullen

Commonly Understandable Licensed Leisure Environment Network

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Re: Cullen is actually the server.
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2013, 03:48:51 pm »
Contained Universal Linguistic License Errant Neural-Hub

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: Cullen is actually the server.
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2013, 07:28:42 pm »
Can't use latex lube enough now.

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Re: Cullen is actually the server.
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2013, 10:26:50 am »
CULLEN

Combinatorial Unimatrix Logic Layer Engine Network

He's just a part of the system. (We should throw him on the ground)

Can't use latex lube enough now.
I know someone who is allergic to latex. Like anaphylactic-shock-has-to-carry-epi-pen allergic.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2013, 10:28:25 am by Plasmarobo »

Offline Dev Bubbles

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Re: Cullen is actually the server.
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2013, 04:47:00 pm »
Argh, how did you guys find out about this!?  Who leaked this!?  Must be Keyvias, argh!  Now that the secret is out, Cullen is named after Cullen numbers. 

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Re: Cullen is actually the server.
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2013, 05:02:12 pm »
Howard told me not to tell you guys this... But I was overcome by the compulsion to let the world know.

Cullen is the server.

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Re: Cullen is actually the server.
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2013, 03:09:03 am »
Cullen is life,
Cullen is love.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2013, 03:21:49 am by Captain Roy »