You crazy stalker Sund, sneaking through my profile. just kidding
That's actually one of my oldest friends. We used to have a bunch of those things for our clan, like: Gen. Fork, Lt. Plate, Col. Knife, Maj. Glass, Pvt. Chopsticks, Pvt. Napkin etc.
Though we never did get any Sporks, sporfs, knorks, spifes or splayds. That was supposed to be our next move, aaargh