"The Steamy Pyramidion"
By David Dire
'Twas a fine night, as ships proudly sailed through the air, transporting cargo, people, weapons and the whatnot. But our story, lies with a Pyramidion, the SS 100 above. Or, more specifically, that very Pyramidion and it's fine mate, a slim, sexy, goldfish, full of pretty red sails. They interlocked masts, and slowly floated back and forth, in such a beautiful dance. They floated there in embrace, majestic as ever. But the 100 above could just feel his fore harpoon growing and growing...
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And I'm not continuing that until a mod tells me I wont get banned.