Guns skit thread

[Arturo Sanchez]

Just post ideas of random shorts/machinimas to do with guns.

*cue meet the medic tune (i just prefer this one best)
*caption on screen is meet the lumberjack.

Cut to pilot spotting enemy ship.
Captain signals, enemy sight ahead from third person gunner view.
*gunner view it is seen that it captain spot is used.
engie 1 is shown using spyglass
*in gunner view enemy ship gets spotted (named "Titanic Hindenburg")
engie 1: enemy spotted
engie 2 using range finder.
*gunner view
engie 2: enemy at 3000m
gunner: firing!
*lumberjack firing sound effect.

cut to still enemy ship

the balloon just vanishes. Not popped. just outright removed from the model.
use this sound effect.
https://youtu.be/xrWnEf74aBA?t=4s

then cue "meet the medic" music for the outtro.

[ShadedExalt]

"Meet the Whirlwind Light Gatling Gun"
*Meet the Heavy tune plays*
*Cut to 45 gunner in super badass clothes with a serious expression on his face.*
"This, rookies, is your mainstay brawling weapon.  If you see this gun, or, worse, hear this gun... This is what happens."
*Cut to Goldfish floating in midair, no crew, not moving.*
*Cut back to gunner mounting the Gatling and aiming, before screaming loudly and firing.*
*Cut back to the Goldfish, which has the armor plates literally disintegrate.*

Can someone do "Meet the Meta"?

[Carn]

*Meet the Typhon Heavy Flak*
*Meet the Soldier tune*
*Cut to 45 gunner, preferably a vet from when said gun was OP*
"This, you sniveling excuse for powder monkeys, is the Typhon Heavy Flak. Now this is one of THE most powerful guns EVER TO BE MADE. but it ain't no simple namby pamby gatling, oh no. THIS gun requires STRATEGY!" Example, I will fire this gun while the target ship has its armor up. Watch closely."
*cuts to old stationary goldfish with no crew, and the armor up*
*cuts back to gunner who fires the H. Flak, dealing little damage*
"Now, watch as murphy strips the hull."
*cuts to assistant gunner who strips the hull with the mercury*
"Watch what happens now."
*fires the H. Flak, obliterating the Goldfish*
"And THAT, is why any CAPABLE gunner should use his brain, NOT JUST HIS TRIGGER FINGER."

[Arturo Sanchez]

I was intending my one to be just a one off.

But I think... a parody of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

call it meta quest and its just a meta midion flying through various backgrounds of ships exploding.


like g darius, egg carrier from sonic adventure, the death star exploding, etc. (mixed so you can still hear the sound effects from the game but the music dominates)


I say it starts with meta midion in the bed background.

in-game game start drums play.

3 second silence

the brody quest plays and metamidion begins dancing and moving.

and then it ends via a cut to spectator view of it just flying into wall and exploding. (mix it so the music is still dimly playing but the gamesound effects dominate).

Naturally it wont be the full 4 minutes. I expect it to only be roughly 1 minute long.

[Arturo Sanchez]

also for junkers and galleons.


look for any footage of movie style drive bys


edit over the car and ppl and just paste a junker or galleon on it.


let the magic of cinema do the rest. some sound editing might be needed.

[Carn]

Eh, squid might be more apt for a drive by.

[Arturo Sanchez]

drive bys are ghetto versions of broadside sweeps.

accept the truth.

[Carn]

Valid point, but they are also a fast paced thing. While galleon can get good speed, it takes awhile, and junkers don't have great speed at all. Squids though....

[Koali]

Squid? What Squid? You mean that streak of flame?

[ShadedExalt]

REAL MEN USE ATTACK SQUIDS

[Arturo Sanchez]

oh yeah...

so drive by skit.

*play the scene with junker edit. (I think the scene I wanna use is the strip club scene in boondock saints)
*mix the sound so its plays some fitting music (something classical and serene).
*then fade to black
white text

only you can stop broadsides sweeps
stop the deaths
get good at guns of icarus online.