Holiday Cheer

[Keon]

In this thread, we make up holiday music sung by the residents of GOIO.

I'll start with my terrible rendition of Santacurse is coming to town.

You'd better watch out, you'd better not fly
You'd better not shout, I'm telling ya why!
Santacurse is coming to town
Santacurse is coming to town
Santacurse is coming to town

He's prepping his crew, he's checking 'em twice
He's gonna kill ya even if you've been nice
Santacurse is coming to town
Santacurse is coming to town
Santacurse is coming to town

He spies you when you're hidden
He'll stab you with a knife
He doesn't care about bad or good
Better run for your life
Better run for your life

Etc. We need carols to sing in chat.

[The Djinn]

The Little Gunner Boy


The cheerful holiday story of the little powder monkey who fought through the adversity of an irritable crew, only to save the day and earn their praise.

Gun, they told me, bang bang bang bang bang,
They all ignored my plea, bang bang bang bang bang,
I've never gunned before, bang bang bang bang bang,
Gun physics I deplore, bang bang bang bang bang,
band bang bang bang, bang bang bang bang,

My crew yelled at me, nag nag nag nag nag,
I blame the lag.

Powder Monkey, bang bang bang bang bang,
That's all I am you see, bang bang bang bang bang,
I tried to shoot the ships, bang bang bang bang bang,
I wasted all my clips, bang bang bang bang bang,
band bang bang bang, bang bang bang bang,

My crew yelled at me, nag nag nag nag nag,
I blame the lag.

Captain signaled, bang bang bang bang bang,
A ship off starboard side, bang bang bang bang bang,
I got some lucky hits, bang bang bang bang bang,
I blew them into bits, bang bang bang bang bang,
band bang bang bang, bang bang bang bang,

They commended me, bang bang bang bang bang,
Me and my gun.

[Lady Crit]

Both of these are awesome, but I think The Little Gunner Boy is my favorite! Nice

[The Djinn]

I don't have the rest of the song yet, but I do have a good chorus for a version of The Holly and the Ivy.

Original Chorus
O the rising of the sun
And the running of the deer
The playing of the merry organ
Sweet singing of the choir


Guns of Icarus Carol
O the thunder of the guns
And the popping of balloons
The screaming of the crew aboard
As they crash unto their doom.

[Mr. Ace Rimmer]

To the tune of Oh tannebaum:

Oh Hawacha Gun, Oh Hawacha Gun,
How lovely are your rockets. x2

You disable all, my opponents guns
You make me smile when you fire up

Oh Hawacha Gun, Oh Hawacha Gun,
How lovely are your rockets.

And to the tune of the first Noel:

Santa Ace, Santa Ace, we all love Santa Ace
He brings toys to the good and Hawacha's the bad!
Santa Ace, Santa Ace, Santa Ace, Santa Ace!
Protecting the Fjords and the Ba-ra-onies!

[Coldcurse]

All the souls are looking tasty, lalala lala lala la la.
And I might be looking scary, lalala lala lala la la.
You don't know, im coming from below, preparing a suprise atttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

I will gladly take your soul now, lalala lala lala la la.
Nothing that you can do now, lalala lala lala la la.
Getting scared? Be prepared. I'm your worsed nightmare!

I'll make sure you scream out loud now, lalala lala lala la la.
Suddenly your hull is down, lalala lala lala la la.
Oh it is such perfection. I'll add your soul in my collection!

When you see me in the game room. lalala lala lala la la.
Be prepared, you're in hell soon. lalala lala lala la la.
I love your fear, I'ts always near. You're never getting out of here!

And when you start to think of running, lalala lala lala la la.
I'm also skilled in harpoon gunning, lalala lala lala la la.
Please don't run, I'm having fun. I want to hear you scream over heeeeereeeeee~!

Soon it all will be over, lalala lala lala la la.
Then you can go cry in a corner, lalala lala lala la la.
Nothing is worse, Then Coldcurse. He will hunt you down agian!

I will give you mercy, lalala lala lala la la.
Nothing that can really hurt me, lalala lala lala la la.
Please do know, I have no emotion or soul. Thats why I act so cold!

lalala lala lala la la...