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Offline N-Sunderland

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The Shrine of the Chembeast
« on: November 06, 2013, 12:17:52 am »
Welcome to the Shrine of the Chembeast. Before you proceed to grovel in honour of It, please take the following into account:

1. The Chembeast frowns upon those who bring extinguishers into Its shrine.
2. The Chembeast gladly accepts any animal sacrifices.
3. The Chembeast laughs at your attempts to torch Its shrine.
4. The Chembeast does not appreciate reactive use of Its powers.
5. The Chembeast is to be carried at all times by those who understand Its abilities.
6. The Chembeast is not liable for any cases of asbestos poisoning.
7. The Chembeast will kill one hostage for every stack of fire that gets on a ship hull.
8. The Chembeast doesn't care that your hull is damaged and that there's no way It should be able to apply fire immunity right now.
9. The Chembeast does not view you as a user of It. It sees you simply as a slave.
10. The Chembeast has better things to do than think of a tenth point.


Now, fellow servants of the Chembeast, let us hail Its power and glory.

(yes, I will make an actual balance post when I'm not as tired)
 

Offline Keon

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Re: The Shrine of the Chembeast
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2013, 12:40:31 am »
7. The Chembeast will kill one hostage for every stack of fire that gets on a ship hull


...well crap. At least that's only 20 dead to my name!

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: The Shrine of the Chembeast
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2013, 01:06:26 am »
20? For me it's around a 1000 probably.

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: The Shrine of the Chembeast
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2013, 03:04:13 pm »
*hisses*

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Re: The Shrine of the Chembeast
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2013, 03:07:51 pm »
I must say that I find this Chembeast to be an atrocity. It ruins the effectiveness of my double banshee/ hades Mobula*.

*My use of this loud out has nothing to do with Cake whatsoever, it's just an effective loud out, NOTHING TO DO WITH CAKE

Offline DMaximus

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Re: The Shrine of the Chembeast
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2013, 03:12:52 pm »
I brought chem spray once. Shink got angry, since I was a gunner. It was totally worth it.

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Re: The Shrine of the Chembeast
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2013, 09:15:48 pm »
I brought chem spray once. Shink got angry, since I was a gunner. It was totally worth it.

How could he get angry?

His fault he didn't tell you to bring otherwise.