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General Discussion / Papa's Post Analysis COGs Week 4
« on: April 14, 2013, 11:54:39 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Kt8Y4HpNY&feature=youtu.be

Had a rough time trying to record yesterday, my computer was being finicky as hell. I think this week may be particularly controversial so if you want to argue feel free to do it in the comments section of my video, the mod's will appreciate it. Sub if you want to be notified of week 5's release through youtube, but most of all, Enjoy!

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: April 14, 2013, 11:43:43 pm »
Papa walks in and starts mowing down the bar with his carbine...

*Honeybadger shakes his head and wake up from his day dream*

Paradox walked in and sat beside Liu, he was eating an apple watching avidly as she was bickering with Yiski. She didn't even notice him.

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The Lounge / Re: The Bragging Thread
« on: April 14, 2013, 07:51:55 am »
I have no limbs and I'm one of the best pilots in the game. *Drops mic*

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: April 12, 2013, 08:44:57 pm »
--Docks--
The Wall of Jericho with two galleons in company blockaded the Yeshan trade ships in dock, full armament at their disposal, aimed at to do more than disable. "By order of the DLTC cease and desist, lest we tear your ships asunder."

--Saloon--
Paradox was in his formal attire, Jen and John followed behind him along with a detachment of Dandy Lions security force. Upon entrance four men stayed, two on each side of the doors. 

"Mrs. Zhao, Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and heard we were under hostile invasion. I don't know if you know how things work in this city, but all trading is either handled by the DLTC directly or people pay for the privilege to use our docks. If you think I'll let you establish that big of a trade route in my town without getting a cut, you're dead wrong. I've already talked to the council, and they've agreed to let me take any action necessary. Now you have an important decision to make: I take forty percent of all goods exported here... or you're gonna watch your ships burn and we both get zero."

John chimed in, "and that's him being generous..."

Paradox smiled and lit his cigar.

She stood up obviously seething, pulled a derringer on Papa.

The two guards armed and cocked their weapons, John and Jen pulled out their volcanics in response.

Ny ran behind Papa and met his neck with a knife.

Papa put his hand to his ear, "Jericho, can you hear me?"

"Yes sir."

"Prepare to fire..."

Ny dropped the knife, Bdr coerced the gun from his mother.

Paradox stood up and was heading out...

"Wait! Fine, we'll do it." Liu said reluctantly.

Paradox flicked his cigar on the ground and stamped it on his way out.

"Good doing business with you."

His posse followed behind him.

Zill and Yiski sat shaking their heads at each other

Fuckin' hate that guy sometimes.

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General Discussion / Re: Papa P's Week 3 Analysis
« on: April 10, 2013, 08:21:38 am »
Zill and I had this conversation and what we can determine is, Chango creeped in to test the waters, Smollett called him on his bluff committed him to the attack and rushed in.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: April 09, 2013, 11:35:13 pm »
"Hey you old bucket of bolts, pass me a cigar"

"Yeah, yeah..."


Papa toss' a cigar behind him without looking, Zill catches it, takes off his mask, lights up and enjoys. Connor's jaw dropped.

*OOC, wanted this exchange to happen now**

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: April 09, 2013, 09:56:12 pm »
Papa walks up to Connor and slaps his cigarette out of his mouth.

"Gods damn it boy, have some class."

Papa offers him a cigar.

"Now 'bout them Yeshans, they killed my friend, so I raided their towns and threatened their Emperor, pompous old bat... But that's all in the past, now I'm a legitimate businessman."


He manages to grunt out a partial laugh.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: April 09, 2013, 07:51:55 pm »
Papa Paradox was sitting in his chair, feet pushing against the table tilting his chair, asleep. There was the sound of wood cracking, and the two leg's he had been resting on all night collapsed under him. He fell out of his chair and within seconds got up and uppercut the table in some sort of sleep induced defensive panic.

"Wha' the... flakin' Yeshans" He trailed off.

He stood up and was blinded by the sunlight that leaked into the room, he put on small black circular glasses, pulled out a cigar and lit it. He then proceeded to head to the bar table, hangover and raspy voice in full effect.

"Water, boyo..."

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: April 08, 2013, 08:21:35 pm »
Papa's arm turns into a that infamous blade

"Aw, I wanted to aputate..."

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General Discussion / Re: Papa P's Week 3 Analysis
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:22:39 pm »
As juvenile as it may be I just had to click on it to see what this was about



Hahaha that actually really made me laugh

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General Discussion / Papa P's Week 3 Analysis
« on: April 08, 2013, 05:29:53 am »
I used Qwerty's VODs of the COG week three matches, to analyze strategy and discuss all three games highlights and generally anything I found interesting. I'm very open to critique and would love to hear your thoughts! I'm relatively new to the casting thing so I'm still working on filling deadspace and avoiding 'ums' but that's something that comes with experience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxuajxJQtOE

Like, comment, subscribe, I've talked it out with Qwerty and I'm pretty sure I'll end up doing this every week.

Thank You!

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General Discussion / Re: Video Recording
« on: April 08, 2013, 02:12:45 am »
Holy, ^ good guy greg right here

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The Lounge / Re: That Moment When...
« on: April 07, 2013, 11:27:41 pm »
That moment when you look to your other computer desk and see 'Old English 800' keepin' it classy.

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General Discussion / Re: Video Recording
« on: April 07, 2013, 11:15:42 pm »
Get Xsplit, it's decent you can record in good(ish) quality, and it will leave a watermark. But if you want free, probably the best you're going to get.

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The Lounge / Re: That Moment When...
« on: April 07, 2013, 07:44:17 pm »
That moment when your balloon pops and you try to hit F3 to get the AI to rebuild, but instead you hit 3, which is Chute Vent (happened to me yesterday).

That moment when your gun blocks right when you're about to finish the other ship off.

That moment when your friendly Spire charges at an enemy Galleon.

That moment when you think you're being carronaded but you actually just left hydrogen on.

That moment when you run up to the balloon to rebuild it, and as soon as you're halfway there the hull breaks.

That moment when...

That moment where you're bringing your galleons broadside to bear and your dick engineer shoots the harpoon on the back of the ship SO I CAN'T TURN. Hahahaha I hate you so much...

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