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The Pit / Re: Gfylvnvistchnye
« on: July 25, 2013, 12:40:05 am »
That moment when you read through the entire thread without even realizing you're reading nothing interesting until you're finished.
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"New ammo: Female."
Female ammo for the gunner.
If you know what i mean.
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The Pit / Re: Why We Need Kicking.
« on: July 19, 2013, 08:33:30 pm »
"What type of ammo should I bring?"
"Greased"
"Alright"
*kicks gunner*
"Why did you do that?"
"Any gunner should know that burst is a better ammo type for these guns"
"But you told him to bring greased"
"And so I did. Hey can you bring a buff hammer to buff the engines?"
"As long as you don't kick me."
"Of course not, you're a valuable player."
"Alright, buff hammer it is."
*kicks engineer*
"Why would you do that???"
"Because we don't need a buffer."
"But you told him to bring a buff hammer!"
"I was testing him and he failed."
"Well how do I stay on this ship?"
"You don't"
*kicks second engineer*
"What on earth? Now we don't have anyone to play with on our teams."
"We don't need anyone."
"I disagree."
*kicks fellow captain*
"What are you doing kid, you're ruining the game for us."
*kicks everyone from the other team away*
Nobody wants to play with me. I quit.
*leaves*
"Greased"
"Alright"
*kicks gunner*
"Why did you do that?"
"Any gunner should know that burst is a better ammo type for these guns"
"But you told him to bring greased"
"And so I did. Hey can you bring a buff hammer to buff the engines?"
"As long as you don't kick me."
"Of course not, you're a valuable player."
"Alright, buff hammer it is."
*kicks engineer*
"Why would you do that???"
"Because we don't need a buffer."
"But you told him to bring a buff hammer!"
"I was testing him and he failed."
"Well how do I stay on this ship?"
"You don't"
*kicks second engineer*
"What on earth? Now we don't have anyone to play with on our teams."
"We don't need anyone."
"I disagree."
*kicks fellow captain*
"What are you doing kid, you're ruining the game for us."
*kicks everyone from the other team away*
Nobody wants to play with me. I quit.
*leaves*
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The Lounge / Re: The Bragging Thread
« on: July 19, 2013, 08:23:19 pm »I'm pretty good at running into mines.
I don't know if that's something I should be proud of.
I'll make up for it by saying, I've single-handedly killed a fair share of galleons with my professor, the squid.
Jesus, that little ship flew up a good 50 feet when you dropped down onto about three I just placed.
It flew up faster than a buffed balloon Mobula with Hydrogen.
EDIT: If you're talking about today, running into them was no fault of yours, we were laying them so you would HAVE to run into them.
Good to know, but this is still the bragging thread. I must brag.
And that little jolt was beautiful. All credit goes to you. I only wish one of us had been filming it.
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The Lounge / Re: The Bragging Thread
« on: July 18, 2013, 09:30:53 pm »
I'm pretty good at running into mines.
I don't know if that's something I should be proud of.
I'll make up for it by saying, I've single-handedly killed a fair share of galleons with my professor, the squid.
I don't know if that's something I should be proud of.
I'll make up for it by saying, I've single-handedly killed a fair share of galleons with my professor, the squid.
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Gameplay / Re: 1.3 Release General Discussion
« on: July 16, 2013, 02:12:31 pm »
I feel that the flak is more useful on slow ships. Call me old-fashioned, but I always feel more confident with a good gat-flak combo on my pyramidion (especially when my crew is inexperienced). The mortar, however, is great for the front gun of my squid, and it works miracles with an experienced gunner.
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The Lounge / Re: What did you name your ship and why?
« on: June 07, 2013, 08:41:59 pm »
Pyramidion - Bridget Blindside.
Bridget because it has a bridge-like attachment (the top deck). Blindside because it has a side without guns and the hull is exposed. I've always wished this was my real-life name although that would imply the lack of an eye.
Junker - SG Squashboard.
SG stands for side-guns. Squashboard because its a thin little ship, which the designer undoubtedly squashed for effect. Genius.
Galleon - The Skybound Wagoner.
I feel all-powerful whenever someone drives me around in a wagon and I'm holding a watergun shooting water at strangers as I'm carried down the street.
Goldfish - The Vengeful Tadpole
Bridget because it has a bridge-like attachment (the top deck). Blindside because it has a side without guns and the hull is exposed. I've always wished this was my real-life name although that would imply the lack of an eye.
Junker - SG Squashboard.
SG stands for side-guns. Squashboard because its a thin little ship, which the designer undoubtedly squashed for effect. Genius.
Galleon - The Skybound Wagoner.
I feel all-powerful whenever someone drives me around in a wagon and I'm holding a watergun shooting water at strangers as I'm carried down the street.
Goldfish - The Vengeful Tadpole