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Messages - Oliver Colt

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story
« on: January 17, 2014, 12:55:42 pm »
his underpants only. The Kraken

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The Lounge / Re: Valentine's day 14th February
« on: January 17, 2014, 12:53:30 pm »
I'll probably change the names of my ships to something classy, load them up with ladies and speak random sexy italian words in voice chat, all the time. Bonus points if I can make furniture names sound sexy.

Say them with an accent. Insta-sexy!

Add sexy adjectives to them:
  • Clean (for now) kitchen counter
  • Dry (for now) bed
  • Rug by the fireplace without any dog hairs (for now)

Tell male crew that you're hosting a sexy party with girls and charge them for joining your ship.

PROFIT!!!

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story
« on: January 17, 2014, 12:43:17 pm »
Captain Coldcurse, who had entered

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The Lounge / Re: What did you name your ship and why?
« on: January 17, 2014, 12:40:23 pm »
Best name for a Hwacha Fish? The Hwachamacallit!
Hwacha talkin' about? The best name for that ship is Hwachaout!

Help I can't breathe! xD

[*5 minutes later swipes a tear from so much laughing*] But yeah one of my friends just names our ships Boo [name of one of the ships in the other team], it's a psychological tactic you see.

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The Pit / Re: Debate of everything and nothing
« on: January 17, 2014, 12:33:40 pm »
I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.

Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.

On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.

Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.

Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.

Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story
« on: January 17, 2014, 12:30:36 pm »
when the wedding guests were

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: January 17, 2014, 12:29:00 pm »
I ban Gryphos for trying to vote for a king...

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: January 16, 2014, 11:19:16 pm »
I ban Macmac for using our full names

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: January 16, 2014, 09:05:55 pm »
I ban Iggatto for a SICK BURN, MAN!!! xD

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The Lounge / Re: What did you name your ship and why?
« on: January 16, 2014, 12:42:37 pm »
What if it's because he smokes a lot but never carries his own cigarettes? I could easily see that happening xD

Edit: Cigarettegot doesn't sound as good tbh...

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story
« on: January 16, 2014, 12:23:34 pm »
and said: "Kraken". So the

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The Pit / Re: The Galleon is like a butt.
« on: January 16, 2014, 12:20:37 pm »
EVERYONE has one, and it's got a lot of firepower.

It's also a very goddamn nice sight, but you don't wanna get close to it unless you know what you're doing.

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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game
« on: January 16, 2014, 12:17:39 pm »
Oh gee I'm gonna Icarize my whole list of games on Steam! [That was my first thought, you don't get to see the list because that was my second thought.]

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The Pit / Re: Debate of everything and nothing
« on: January 16, 2014, 12:14:48 pm »
well the grenade launcher shoots to fast for a flare gun.
think of the size of a lumberjack and shooting 1 flare the size of a bowlingball every 5 seconds.
flame stack would be 30 if you hit a ship.
blind people if it pops in front of their faces.

I second this motion, it would be hilarious if the captain just randomly saw people jumping off the ship and they were like "sorry capt, we didn't want to be blind" OR "sorry capt we were blind".

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General Discussion / Guns and Steam
« on: January 15, 2014, 11:46:50 pm »
I love both. I want them to rule the world. Then we can all have IRL ships to play IRL matches and IRL kill everyone!!!

Ok maybe not that, but the last few tweets from @GOIOnline about the Steam controller and Steam OS got me really excited so I figured I'd make a whole thread to express said excitement, and as you guys what you think about it, too! [*happy face*]

...

So... what do you think about it? xD

Edit: Oh I just saw what I did there with the title! Well done, Oliver of the past.

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