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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game
« on: May 26, 2014, 08:03:06 pm »
*is a carrot that mraus*
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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: May 26, 2014, 01:44:08 pm »
I ban Iggatto coz HAI IGGATTO LONG TIME NO SEE 
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Comunidad en Espanol de Goi / Re: introducción
« on: May 25, 2014, 11:19:32 pm »
^ Jaja es mejor que el mio xD y bienvenidos todos!
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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v1]
« on: May 25, 2014, 03:09:05 am »Wait, do I get health from the pizza? And is the upgrades finish, I want to play dome games.....um I mean strategies on how to defeat the Wall.
Nein, food doesnt really heal you unless it's from the hospital's cafeteria coz it's a super cool cafeteria and the upgrades will be done next turn I think
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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v1]
« on: May 25, 2014, 02:00:24 am »What about the titandozer I sent out?
Oh damn I forgot XD I'll roll twice next end of turn, sorry
Oookaaay whatever that means xD
Secret GM stuff shhhh
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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v1]
« on: May 24, 2014, 12:00:46 pm »What about the titandozer I sent out?
Oh damn I forgot XD I'll roll twice next end of turn, sorry
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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v1]
« on: May 23, 2014, 10:30:31 pm »
That's because you rolled a 13 so I just said "your HP maxes out to 100" coz otherwise it'd be over 100
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The Docks / Re: CLAN The Flying Dutchmen
« on: May 23, 2014, 10:19:49 pm »
w00t! Clan officials will take you request tomorrow because they're European XD
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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v1]
« on: May 23, 2014, 09:48:08 pm »
haha its coz you're in the hospital ^^
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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v1]
« on: May 23, 2014, 02:13:54 pm »
*3 days later*
END OF TURN 30
Piemanlives:
You see Cheesy is being silly in the distance so you decide to put a shiny new Galleon in your cannon and fire it at him. Unfortunately, he was hiding behind the Llaw so it took the damage instead. The Wall throws a brick at you for trying to kill a fellow human.
Stuff: Tunnel machine (deployed).
Damage dealt: 0 (2833 to the Llaw).
Damage taken: 5
HP: 90/100
BdrLineAzn:
As you're working in your business-only tactical bunker you get hungry and order a pizza. The pizza arrives a little bit late so they just give it for free. Yay! The Wall can't attack you because you're in the sniper's nest.
Ongoing action: Upgrading the sniper's nest.
Stuff: Super real cool awesome beautiful peashooter, Bubble-atron-inator-thingy.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 64/100
Misc.: In the sniper's nest.
Achievements: ... -The Sign Painter.
TerminalRequiem:
You take your freeze ray outside and see that your AI crew has stopped working. They're now just running around the ship without doing anything, such lazy asses. You place your freeze ray in the firing range so it can shoot automatically. The Wall takes this opportunity to throw another brick at you.
Stuff: Large freeze ray (deployed).
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 8
HP: 83/100
AbbyTheRat:
You finally go inside the hospital and get some rest (your HP maxes out to 100), but not before sending a strongly worded email to Muse about how OP this Wall is and how it needs to be nerfed more. (You will get a reply the next end of turn). The Wall can't attack you because you're inside the hospital.
Stuff: Wand, black cat.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 100/100
Misc.: Wearing teal robes and hat.
Achievements: Social engineer at Muse Games.
Gryphos Felldawning:
Still in the hospital, you try to use the force to get some bacon from the cafeteria, but you only manage to give yourself a headache. You'll have to practice more! (+13 HP). The Wall can't attack you because you're inside the hospital.
Ongoing action: Healing at the hospital.
Stuff: Grond.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 47/100
Achievements: Reference letters.
Jawjee:
You take your cannon outside and set it up in a really high place to make sure you get good shots. You tell your husky titans go back to the ice fortress to heal. The Wall throws a rock at you because it hates cold things, but it doesn't hurt you much.
Peeps: Armoured Husky Titans (100 HP).
Stuff: Ice crystal sword, ice cannons.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 1
HP: 99/100
Cheesy Crackers:
You start making a plan to counter mac's spell using leftover materials and culture. It doesn't sound like it could work, but the good news are that you won't need it anymore! You see Pieman's Galleon in the last second and jump out of the way, but the Llaw is now completely gone. After all this, mac casts another spell and turns you into a magma-ish cubical minion... again. The Wall throws a brick at you because your reflexes aren't that good after all.
Stuff: Smart moving wall minions (x41), magma-ish cubical minions (x43.5), the Titandozer.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 5
HP: 45/99
Misc.: Magma-ish cubical minion, immune to baby sign effects.
Achievements: Breaking the Fire Wall.
macmacnick:
You're about to continue your spell when you realize that it won't really be needed. A Galleon comes flying from who knows where and crashes against the Llaw, destroying it completely. You shrug and read the other spell you wanted to cast, which turns Cheesy into a magma-ish cubical minion. The minions are still attacking you. The Wall throws a rock at you but your armor takes most of the damage.
Stuff: Robot (deployed), magical notebook, advanced handheld sticky mine launcher, portable banshee rocket launcher.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 3 (2 from Wall, 1 from minions)
HP: 47/100
Misc.: Armor.
Achievements: Love thy GM...
Jacob Fii:
You join the game and then you leave the game to get dinner. Then you do it again a couple more times to tell people how much you love them, etc. The Wall throws a bunch of bricks at you for not staying in the game.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 5
HP: 85/100
Sammy B. T.:
You start using the Duck Pond Maker on the graffiti to try to erase it. It will take some time to get rid of all of it, but the Wall is gonna look better. The Wall throws a brick at you because it doesn't like water.
Stuff: Duck Pond Maker (deployed).
Damage dealt: 2634
Damage taken: 1
HP: 75/100
Swallow Sama:
You see the Wall being mean to all these guys and decide to lecture it. You tell the Wall how pointless its efforts are and other things about its looks. Your speech seems to be making everyone around you more motivated, while the Wall just sits there, not doing anything productive as usual. After you finish your speech there's a moment of silence. Then the Wall throws a brick at your face. Welcome to the game!
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 4
HP: 96/100
Mill Wilkinson:
You walk near the Wall and notice that there's some sort of war going on. After taking a look at the whole place, you decide to go inside the laboratory and admire the bathroom. Then you take a shovel that was just lying around there and start working on an addition to the building. (The measures and the holes are now done). The Wall welcomes you with a brick as well.
Ongoing action: Making an add-on to the laboratory.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 3
HP: 97/100
Keon:
The super-high-power-kinetic-raingun-orbital-bombardiment-laser-death-ray is almost ready to be used, yay! The Wall can't attack you because you're inside the laboratory.
Ongoing action: Making the super-high-power-kinetic-raingun-orbital-bombardiment-laser-death-ray.
Stuff: KillStealer (deployed).
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 42/100
Other Damage:
19248 from Firing Range (4752 from catapult, 5832 from cannon, 4032 from wrecking ball, 4632 from freeze ray).
800 from Robot (400 to max HP)
37176 from Bomb Factory (7938 from bomb factory, 9762 from bombs in the catapult, 7338 from bombs in the cannon, 12138 from bombs in the mine-launcher).
7380 from Impact-mine Mine-launcher.
2784 from Tunnel Machine.
4062 from High Energy Kinetic Rail-cannons.
1404 from Ivy.
3144 from Mold.
The laboratory:
Speeds up the creation of new weapons and gadgets and other sci-fi goodies.
You can upgrade weapons here for extra damage.
Has a really sweet bathroom (+1 HP to anyone who uses it).
Status: Finished.
The fort numero uno:
Gives +15 defense to anyone staying inside of it.
Holds up to 3 people.
Status: Finished.
The catapult:
First siege unit of the game.
Effective attacking cities.
Can be used by many people in one turn (only one shot for each person).
Status: Finished.
The Llaw:
+1 Culture output for every Wall.
-5% Accuracy for everyone directly attacking the Wall.
Allows research to commence on upgrading the Wall's arsenal.
Deals damage to the Wall for every construction turn.
Can spawn minions to attack people.
Status: Dead.
HP: 0/5000
The other Wall:
Defense bonus to anyone behind it.
Allows to use long range weapons without losing cover.
Holds up to 6 people.
Producing: +1 Culture.
Status: Finished.
High energy kinetic rail-cannons:
Can be used by many people in one turn.
Certified as a sentient being by several science authorities.
Has an AI core.
Attacks the Wall automatically every turn.
Status: Finished.
Bomb factory:
Produces bombs that get thrown at the Wall automatically every turn.
Has expansions for other existing weapons.
Status: Finished.
The hospital:
Helps recover more HP each turn to anyone inside it.
Has a really good cafeteria (+1 HP to anyone who uses it).
Status: Finished.
The wrecking ball:
She came in like a wrecking ball.
She never hit so hard in love.
Can be used by many people in one turn.
Status: Finished.
The firing range:
Shoots every long range weapon placed inside of it.
Holds up to 5 weapons.
Status: Finished.
Inside: The catapult, the wrecking ball, the high energy kinetic rail-cannons.
Impact-mine mine-launcher:
Throws impact-mines at the Wall automatically.
Is a cake related thing.
Status: Finished.
Ice fortress:
Heals Jawjee, Coldcurse and the Husky Titans when they're inside.
Deals damage to anyone else inside it.
Has a workbench to make weapons.
Status: Finished.
Inside: Jawjee.
The shelter:
Gives cover to everyone inside it.
Holds up to 5 people.
Is the closest building to the Wall.
Has a nice bar and buffet area (+ 2 HP to anyone who uses it).
Has a special sniper nest for BdrLine and his peashooter only.
Status: Finished.
Inside: BdrLine.
The Wall:
HP: 171849/992200
Status: idek
Producing: +1 Culture
Perks: Incendiary Pebbles II
I can't even brain anymore x_x
END OF TURN 30
Piemanlives:
You see Cheesy is being silly in the distance so you decide to put a shiny new Galleon in your cannon and fire it at him. Unfortunately, he was hiding behind the Llaw so it took the damage instead. The Wall throws a brick at you for trying to kill a fellow human.
Stuff: Tunnel machine (deployed).
Damage dealt: 0 (2833 to the Llaw).
Damage taken: 5
HP: 90/100
BdrLineAzn:
As you're working in your business-only tactical bunker you get hungry and order a pizza. The pizza arrives a little bit late so they just give it for free. Yay! The Wall can't attack you because you're in the sniper's nest.
Ongoing action: Upgrading the sniper's nest.
Stuff: Super real cool awesome beautiful peashooter, Bubble-atron-inator-thingy.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 64/100
Misc.: In the sniper's nest.
Achievements: ... -The Sign Painter.
TerminalRequiem:
You take your freeze ray outside and see that your AI crew has stopped working. They're now just running around the ship without doing anything, such lazy asses. You place your freeze ray in the firing range so it can shoot automatically. The Wall takes this opportunity to throw another brick at you.
Stuff: Large freeze ray (deployed).
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 8
HP: 83/100
AbbyTheRat:
You finally go inside the hospital and get some rest (your HP maxes out to 100), but not before sending a strongly worded email to Muse about how OP this Wall is and how it needs to be nerfed more. (You will get a reply the next end of turn). The Wall can't attack you because you're inside the hospital.
Stuff: Wand, black cat.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 100/100
Misc.: Wearing teal robes and hat.
Achievements: Social engineer at Muse Games.
Gryphos Felldawning:
Still in the hospital, you try to use the force to get some bacon from the cafeteria, but you only manage to give yourself a headache. You'll have to practice more! (+13 HP). The Wall can't attack you because you're inside the hospital.
Ongoing action: Healing at the hospital.
Stuff: Grond.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 47/100
Achievements: Reference letters.
Jawjee:
You take your cannon outside and set it up in a really high place to make sure you get good shots. You tell your husky titans go back to the ice fortress to heal. The Wall throws a rock at you because it hates cold things, but it doesn't hurt you much.
Peeps: Armoured Husky Titans (100 HP).
Stuff: Ice crystal sword, ice cannons.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 1
HP: 99/100
Cheesy Crackers:
You start making a plan to counter mac's spell using leftover materials and culture. It doesn't sound like it could work, but the good news are that you won't need it anymore! You see Pieman's Galleon in the last second and jump out of the way, but the Llaw is now completely gone. After all this, mac casts another spell and turns you into a magma-ish cubical minion... again. The Wall throws a brick at you because your reflexes aren't that good after all.
Stuff: Smart moving wall minions (x41), magma-ish cubical minions (x43.5), the Titandozer.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 5
HP: 45/99
Misc.: Magma-ish cubical minion, immune to baby sign effects.
Achievements: Breaking the Fire Wall.
macmacnick:
You're about to continue your spell when you realize that it won't really be needed. A Galleon comes flying from who knows where and crashes against the Llaw, destroying it completely. You shrug and read the other spell you wanted to cast, which turns Cheesy into a magma-ish cubical minion. The minions are still attacking you. The Wall throws a rock at you but your armor takes most of the damage.
Stuff: Robot (deployed), magical notebook, advanced handheld sticky mine launcher, portable banshee rocket launcher.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 3 (2 from Wall, 1 from minions)
HP: 47/100
Misc.: Armor.
Achievements: Love thy GM...
Jacob Fii:
You join the game and then you leave the game to get dinner. Then you do it again a couple more times to tell people how much you love them, etc. The Wall throws a bunch of bricks at you for not staying in the game.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 5
HP: 85/100
Sammy B. T.:
You start using the Duck Pond Maker on the graffiti to try to erase it. It will take some time to get rid of all of it, but the Wall is gonna look better. The Wall throws a brick at you because it doesn't like water.
Stuff: Duck Pond Maker (deployed).
Damage dealt: 2634
Damage taken: 1
HP: 75/100
Swallow Sama:
You see the Wall being mean to all these guys and decide to lecture it. You tell the Wall how pointless its efforts are and other things about its looks. Your speech seems to be making everyone around you more motivated, while the Wall just sits there, not doing anything productive as usual. After you finish your speech there's a moment of silence. Then the Wall throws a brick at your face. Welcome to the game!
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 4
HP: 96/100
Mill Wilkinson:
You walk near the Wall and notice that there's some sort of war going on. After taking a look at the whole place, you decide to go inside the laboratory and admire the bathroom. Then you take a shovel that was just lying around there and start working on an addition to the building. (The measures and the holes are now done). The Wall welcomes you with a brick as well.
Ongoing action: Making an add-on to the laboratory.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 3
HP: 97/100
Keon:
The super-high-power-kinetic-raingun-orbital-bombardiment-laser-death-ray is almost ready to be used, yay! The Wall can't attack you because you're inside the laboratory.
Ongoing action: Making the super-high-power-kinetic-raingun-orbital-bombardiment-laser-death-ray.
Stuff: KillStealer (deployed).
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 42/100
Other Damage:
19248 from Firing Range (4752 from catapult, 5832 from cannon, 4032 from wrecking ball, 4632 from freeze ray).
800 from Robot (400 to max HP)
37176 from Bomb Factory (7938 from bomb factory, 9762 from bombs in the catapult, 7338 from bombs in the cannon, 12138 from bombs in the mine-launcher).
7380 from Impact-mine Mine-launcher.
2784 from Tunnel Machine.
4062 from High Energy Kinetic Rail-cannons.
1404 from Ivy.
3144 from Mold.
The laboratory:
Speeds up the creation of new weapons and gadgets and other sci-fi goodies.
You can upgrade weapons here for extra damage.
Has a really sweet bathroom (+1 HP to anyone who uses it).
Status: Finished.
The fort numero uno:
Gives +15 defense to anyone staying inside of it.
Holds up to 3 people.
Status: Finished.
The catapult:
First siege unit of the game.
Effective attacking cities.
Can be used by many people in one turn (only one shot for each person).
Status: Finished.
The Llaw:
+1 Culture output for every Wall.
-5% Accuracy for everyone directly attacking the Wall.
Allows research to commence on upgrading the Wall's arsenal.
Deals damage to the Wall for every construction turn.
Can spawn minions to attack people.
Status: Dead.
HP: 0/5000
The other Wall:
Defense bonus to anyone behind it.
Allows to use long range weapons without losing cover.
Holds up to 6 people.
Producing: +1 Culture.
Status: Finished.
High energy kinetic rail-cannons:
Can be used by many people in one turn.
Certified as a sentient being by several science authorities.
Has an AI core.
Attacks the Wall automatically every turn.
Status: Finished.
Bomb factory:
Produces bombs that get thrown at the Wall automatically every turn.
Has expansions for other existing weapons.
Status: Finished.
The hospital:
Helps recover more HP each turn to anyone inside it.
Has a really good cafeteria (+1 HP to anyone who uses it).
Status: Finished.
The wrecking ball:
She came in like a wrecking ball.
She never hit so hard in love.
Can be used by many people in one turn.
Status: Finished.
The firing range:
Shoots every long range weapon placed inside of it.
Holds up to 5 weapons.
Status: Finished.
Inside: The catapult, the wrecking ball, the high energy kinetic rail-cannons.
Impact-mine mine-launcher:
Throws impact-mines at the Wall automatically.
Is a cake related thing.
Status: Finished.
Ice fortress:
Heals Jawjee, Coldcurse and the Husky Titans when they're inside.
Deals damage to anyone else inside it.
Has a workbench to make weapons.
Status: Finished.
Inside: Jawjee.
The shelter:
Gives cover to everyone inside it.
Holds up to 5 people.
Is the closest building to the Wall.
Has a nice bar and buffet area (+ 2 HP to anyone who uses it).
Has a special sniper nest for BdrLine and his peashooter only.
Status: Finished.
Inside: BdrLine.
The Wall:
HP: 171849/992200
Status: idek
Producing: +1 Culture
Perks: Incendiary Pebbles II
I can't even brain anymore x_x
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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v1]
« on: May 23, 2014, 01:34:56 am »
No but you see, in my timezone I... uh...
Well you see I'm Oliver's twin, Oliver actually died and his last words were the forum password...
OKAY I'M SORRY I WAS TRYING TO CATCH UP ON GAME OF THRONES Q_Q
I'm writing it now tho (I've been writing it for like 3 hours, this shiz takes time P:) so I'll post it to...day in the british timezone (tomorrow for me I think?) coz everyone knows britain rules the world ^^
Sorry guys ily XD
Well you see I'm Oliver's twin, Oliver actually died and his last words were the forum password...
OKAY I'M SORRY I WAS TRYING TO CATCH UP ON GAME OF THRONES Q_Q
I'm writing it now tho (I've been writing it for like 3 hours, this shiz takes time P:) so I'll post it to...day in the british timezone (tomorrow for me I think?) coz everyone knows britain rules the world ^^
Sorry guys ily XD
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The Gallery / Re: I asked random captains to give a speech
« on: May 22, 2014, 08:17:31 pm »
Wow I feel more motivated now XD