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The Docks / Re: Quack Quack, it's Duck Time
« on: November 26, 2013, 04:10:56 am »
You know what, let's just go watch the music video to "Bad Motherfucker".
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The Docks / Re: Quack Quack, it's Duck Time
« on: November 26, 2013, 04:10:06 am »
But we should put it to the song "Bad Motherfucker".
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The Docks / Re: Quack Quack, it's Duck Time
« on: November 26, 2013, 04:08:04 am »
I kinda feel like making a really violent rendition of this with Duck players in the place of the Ducks.
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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Holiday guns!
« on: November 23, 2013, 11:38:59 pm »
Seriously though, tell us how many uniforms to buy to make these holiday themes a regular thing. Additionally, I'm sure I speak for many of us when I say that confetti explosions ought to be an option, even if we're doing this Goldeneye style. Make me kill 5 ships in a time limit to unlock it or something, I'll do it.
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The Lounge / Re: Current/Prior Service Military
« on: November 19, 2013, 04:35:52 pm »Kuwait, Iraq and Kosovo. Remember Im kinda old. I joined in 89
Ahhh, I hear ya.
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The Lounge / Re: Current/Prior Service Military
« on: November 19, 2013, 07:51:05 am »
You're in good company in that regard, Twinkie. Got expert on the pistol while holding it sideways.
Where were you in Iraq/Afghan?
Where were you in Iraq/Afghan?
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The Gallery / Re: Fan Art Thread
« on: November 15, 2013, 09:05:05 pm »
Outstanding job there, Hue. Keep it coming!
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The Lounge / Re: Current/Prior Service Military
« on: November 15, 2013, 04:47:48 pm »
Maybe a STOP - DRINK night is in order.
All hands have their beverage of choice. At any point in the game, anyone can say stop. If stop is called, raise your hands in front of you to show that you're no longer controlling your game (used to do this in the same room). Stop is the preparatory command for DRINK. If drink is called, you uh, you drink.
Obviously, the goal here isn't to win.
All hands have their beverage of choice. At any point in the game, anyone can say stop. If stop is called, raise your hands in front of you to show that you're no longer controlling your game (used to do this in the same room). Stop is the preparatory command for DRINK. If drink is called, you uh, you drink.
Obviously, the goal here isn't to win.
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The Docks / Re: Quack Quack, it's Duck Time
« on: November 15, 2013, 06:37:38 am »
To whom it may concern,
I appear to have drafted, sealed and delivered this letter to nowhere in particular, and for what I can only determine as "no good reason".
I would very much like it back.
P.S.: If it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to get some beer while you're out. Use your best judgement, but none of that stout crap. If none is available, local spirits will do just fine. Also, I'm in need of something to make these dreams stop. That's kind of what the alcohol is for, but that's also NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
-Charon
I appear to have drafted, sealed and delivered this letter to nowhere in particular, and for what I can only determine as "no good reason".
I would very much like it back.
P.S.: If it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to get some beer while you're out. Use your best judgement, but none of that stout crap. If none is available, local spirits will do just fine. Also, I'm in need of something to make these dreams stop. That's kind of what the alcohol is for, but that's also NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
-Charon
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The Docks / Re: Quack Quack, it's Duck Time
« on: November 14, 2013, 04:03:40 pm »
Chief Staff Sergeant? Sounds like one confused rank.
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The Docks / Re: Quack Quack, it's Duck Time
« on: November 13, 2013, 04:49:54 pm »
Had to dead-check that buzz, don't mind me.
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The Docks / Re: Quack Quack, it's Duck Time
« on: November 12, 2013, 03:37:14 pm »
To Catch a Predator: Adra Edition
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The Pit / Re: Ode of Heavy Weapons
« on: November 11, 2013, 02:03:43 am »(To the tune of "Tick Tock" by Kesha)
Waking up in the morning feeling like an Engie,
Grab my goggles, out to dock, gonna board a Squddy
Shine my spanner, prime my retardant, and a wrench to whack
'Cause if we mess up there ain't no coming back.
A Galleon pointing her broadsides, sides
Her guns manned by her guys, guys
Tonight I feel fright
Grab my spanner real tight
Rockets lined in bound
Followed by the awful sound
Hwatcha, heavy load
Everything explodes!
Grab my spanner,
Rebuild faster.
Get those engines primed
So we can escape this time
Balloon Down -- Carronade
This is just bad day
"Maintain the hull,
Drogue chute prevents our fall"
Captain yells a lot
But our horror don't stop.
Working hard on ship, balloon got back its air
Engines got fixed, kerosine, and we're out of here
Far enough, but the Galleon soon lines up her left side
Showing us her ugly, long range surprise.
I'm talking about a Lumberjack, jack
Matched with Typhon Flak, flak
Mercury to add pain to the smack, smack.
Now, now we can survive this bout, bout.
Watch the shots come inbound, bound
Shots come inbound, bound
Shots inbound...
Lumberjack, holy crap
Balloon took a slap.
Hull steadily goes down
Wrench it fast, hard pound
Balloon just went pop
But the horror don't stop.
Hull down, Typhon Flak
Gives a hard smack.
Our Squid explodes
Yeah they got us.