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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You (Carn stole The Mann's stolen Shaded nachos!)

« on: July 10, 2016, 11:59:05 pm »

I ban huskarr for thinking he has any control over that.

He might live in australia.

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You (Carn stole The Mann's stolen Shaded nachos!)

« on: July 10, 2016, 03:32:51 pm »

I ban Guagadu for working slow enough to drain Huskarrs Patience.

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The Pit / Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)

« on: July 10, 2016, 03:27:43 pm »

"Whats wrong with your grammar? Isnt English your first language? What could possibly need fixing in your speech to warrent the use of that grammar gun?"

"Dosen't it use lethal quantities of radiation to fix mental deficiencies?"

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You (Carn stole The Mann's stolen Shaded nachos!)

« on: July 10, 2016, 01:38:02 am »

I ban Shade for feeling the need to meet EVERYONE IN THE PIT.

Its a manpile for christ sakes.
SOMEONE is going to blend into the carnage.

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story

« on: July 10, 2016, 01:36:53 am »

Of magical girls and Robots...

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: July 10, 2016, 01:32:09 am »

Well...I got Two from tonight.
They are a bit sexual, but I doubt its gonna be a problem...I hope.


"Anal isn't my thing, but if I could sit on my own dick for 60 seconds...I would." - Atruejedi.

"An Enraged penis isn't a threat." - Narayan.

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The Lounge / Re: That Moment When...

« on: July 09, 2016, 02:47:20 pm »

That moment when you realize that "teamwork" between airships is like a clingy yandere girlfriend and a psychopathic boyfriend.
Stick together, stick close, whisper sweet nothings in each others ears, and violently slaughter people that get in their way.

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story

« on: July 09, 2016, 01:29:12 pm »

And so we move on...

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: July 08, 2016, 12:26:02 am »

Steak dinner.

But whats in the Sandwich?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: July 07, 2016, 03:25:10 pm »

Not good.

I don't think i should subject myself to the tortures of the english language.
Mann is british god damn it.
I might develop an unhealthy desire for tea.


Is there such a thing?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: July 06, 2016, 11:02:54 pm »

No.

Given what I have read and watched on various Explicit sites regarding Hentai, Doujins, and Adult manga
seeing rethburn's materials would just be...Insufficient.


Have I lost my mind reading such materials?

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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: AI now keep using the ammo that is loaded

« on: July 05, 2016, 10:33:33 pm »

Lets see...

- Matchmaker screws us over, places our crew of lvl 35+s against lvl 2 captains with a lvl 3 ally crew.
- Ally acts all tough and keeps taunting the enemy fleet.
- Enemy fleet dosen't care. Just promptly Slaughters him due to his suicidal charges.
- Repetitive attempts to communicate with the other ship is met with silence and continued use of idiotic charges.
- Ally is a Galleon, with a Lumber and Hwatcha on one side, and a Mino and Carro on the other. They try to kill the others with the Aft Harpoon gun.
- Enemy fleet singles us out and takes us head on yet we Brutally slaughter them with a Fully experienced Brawl spire.
- Twice.
- Ally captain throws the game by Ramming into a mountain.
- Ally captain complains that Galleon sucks. or _______ ship Sucks.
- Ally captain leaves before you can correct him.
- Enemy Team leaves because you Slaughtered them.
- Alone in lobby with your Clan crew.


Something like that?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: July 05, 2016, 09:15:35 pm »

Not that I can think of.
Truthfully I don't consider you all to be old farts. You are all just so experienced with the game that either your mental sanity has devolved into low tolerance of other people OR you have all acquired strange sadistic traits by yelling at others with a smile. Usually.

Which is why I like to hang around you people.

...But does that make me a masochist or an Insufferable Social Hermit?

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: July 04, 2016, 06:15:50 pm »

-"We are currently killing you to the sound of Hentai. Let that sink in for a bit."


In honor of my clan mates:

Clan mate-"Knowing sky, he probably hasn't showered for more than a week."
Me: "Hey now! I took a shower five minutes ago! Washed my ass and everything!"
Clan mate -"OH GOD NO. LOL I CANT.
Clan mate -Lol.
Clan lead: "...wait...hang on a sec, you don't wash your ass?"
Me: well uh...


Random lobby -How did we start talking about Saggy grandma tits? We were having a nice conversation!
-Ask Sky.
Me: Don't blame me. I was just talking about the Manga im reading.

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The Lounge / Re: That Moment When...

« on: July 04, 2016, 04:57:07 am »

That moment when you have been simultaneously rammed by Two Veteran ships and have Somehow survived... for the next 30 seconds anyway.

That moment when you have Caught yourself on a Crane in Labyrinth or Paritan...While doing a Stamina Moonshine burn.

That moment when you "Accidentally" Rammed a Friendly into an enemy ship and somehow killed them both.

That moment when the conversation in the lobby has turned from making a plan to discussing Porn.

That moment when you meet a fellow Forum user in GOI.
And kill them.