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World / Re: So, apparently the Heavy Cavitation cannon/ Railgun is Arashi...

« on: March 31, 2017, 11:57:24 am »

Naoura, why the heck are you so OBSESSED with those lore details?? Especially since they don't matter for the gameplay at all.

Everyone loves a good story, do you not too?

If a story is filled with holes tho, it's a delight for some people to go look for detalis that may help to fill said holes.

For example I despise soccer, but I don't go around saying ''Why are you so obsessed with soccer? It's not like it really matters in life!'', because I simply understand that to be happy you just have to not be an asshole and let people enjoy what people enjoy.

Unless they are being assholes about it, in that case it's war, metaphorically speaking.




Edited minor lexical errors

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: March 29, 2017, 12:50:30 pm »

AYE!
The Ragnarok and the titans in general are so damn satisfying to use.
But spamming orbital units also has a nice feeling.

Oranges or Lemons?

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You

« on: March 27, 2017, 01:04:53 pm »

I ban Queso because his names reminds me of CHEESE

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: March 27, 2017, 01:04:18 pm »

Can someone explain who they are

The two factions that beat the shit out of each other in the old masterpiece that is the Homeworld game.
The Kushan are the descendants of a civilization that did nothing wrong in a galaxy full of assholes and incompetents and were exiled in a world far away because reasosn.
The Taiidan are the descendants of a civilization that bullied the Kushan and exiled them.

Also, shame on you, on your family and on your cow for your double post.

Does anyone here like RTSes?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: March 24, 2017, 05:40:46 pm »

You are too late!
Dem negroes are already at it!

Kushan or Taiidan?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: March 23, 2017, 03:23:29 pm »

president of Buzzfeed?

*italian noises of shock and disgust*
I don't even know whether he really is or not, but if he was, truly shamefur this would be.
The mere existence of the title ''President of Buzzfeed'' is horrifying.

And no, THIS stalker will not get out of here!


Why does the word ''dirge'' sound so cool and sad at the same moment?

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The Pit / Re: I Challenge.....!

« on: March 23, 2017, 03:19:02 pm »

Welp, the thread lost.
I challenge the thread to never lose again, and it loses because, as every other creation of mankind, it is destined to fail eventually like its creator.

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: March 19, 2017, 02:14:02 pm »

Maybe, but other may prefer to call them ''big fuckups''

How ceeki is your breeki?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: March 18, 2017, 05:04:25 pm »

Because Douglas Adams thought so.

To be, or not to be, is it a dilemma?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: March 18, 2017, 01:07:42 pm »

I'm chuckling as I'm writing the answer, goddamnit Carn.

I have never seen Zefrank1's True Facts series, before now. Now, because of you, I'm watching it and I don't regret it, yet.

Why did you ask if I had seen Zefrank1's True Facts series?

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: March 18, 2017, 12:57:40 pm »

On a ship with a turbo noob who was trusted to be the gungineer and was not even trying, just before being destroyed:

Me: ''I should have been the gungineer''

Enemy captain: ''Are those your last words?''

Me: ''Yes''

And we got destroyed few seconds after I said it.

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The Pit / Re: Airship Voyage Checklist

« on: March 18, 2017, 07:03:51 am »

629. A cookie jar full of Good Idea Cookies in case someone else has a good idea

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: March 18, 2017, 07:02:07 am »

The Crow of Midnight, Converter of Europe, Unifier of Scandinavia, Germania, Southern and Western Europe, Sky Emperor of Ming, Conquistador Supreme of the New World, Colonizer of Australia, Puncher of Cangaroos, Unifier of Terra.

But then God said "Oi m8, a happy, unified and strong world is boring, why don'tcha just let them humans screw around? If ya stay 'ere just a millennia more we can hang out and shitpost on Godnet."

I just answered "Fair enough."

And so here I am, after dooming the world to live this timeline. But at least the shitposting was fun.



Have you administered the Rites of Well Functioning to your computer today?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: March 17, 2017, 05:38:31 pm »

Only a Sith sees the world in reds and blues Anakin!

What were you supposed to be?

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You

« on: March 07, 2017, 02:50:24 am »

I ban Carn because that's what my character would do