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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: June 02, 2017, 03:41:20 pm »
I ban Queso for making me question the very nature of my name and being.

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The Pit / Re: The Description Game
« on: June 02, 2017, 03:40:27 pm »
"Like a Yeshan Barrel" - A phrase of mockery used in the Arashi League Oasis Towns... if you're dehydrated, you're like a yeshan barrel... dried up and filled with spice ready to loot.

A phrase taken from the famous adventure book "Me, my coat and my hat: a pink dyed adventure" narrating the journeys and the discoveries of the one and only Mann. Still to this date, apparently 86 years after its first pubblication, the book is a best seller among yougsters and a headache for philologists, who can't apparently decide if the main character of the book is fictitious or real.


"You ok there buddy?"

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 02, 2017, 03:35:01 pm »
Hell yeah mate

Will you ever tell the Pit that cautionary story of yours that happened just out of foppery and whim?

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: June 02, 2017, 03:32:50 pm »
I ban Carn for using 'space' between each of the letters of the name! I did it because apperently simply "Crow" was taken!

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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences
« on: June 02, 2017, 03:31:43 pm »
The button tremples, shakes, sceams and at last cries "WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!" and a wild Karl Marx spawns!

He begins to criticize Hegel, his teachings and the bourgeois class!

While shocked by this visage of pure &$£%£%"£$ness, the young Sergeant Adolf Hitler presses the button, while looking Carn with the face of a man who should have been admitted at the Accademy of Fine Arts.

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 02, 2017, 03:26:45 pm »
Because wuv is the essence of being, and a being that must be, must be, the same goes for a being that must not be, as it must no be.

What was that extremely long word that Mary Poppins said?

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: June 02, 2017, 03:23:18 pm »
I ban Carn because it's been a long time since I did it

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story
« on: June 02, 2017, 03:22:31 pm »
God of awesome power of

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: May 23, 2017, 05:03:40 pm »
Because our airships couldn't possibly fly with existing gasses, so we fuel the with our sheer piracy.

Ever did something out of foppery and whim?

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The Pit / Re: Airship Voyage Checklist
« on: May 07, 2017, 04:17:02 am »
638. A ship-sized gatling cannon

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: May 07, 2017, 04:16:13 am »
No

Can we seriously make a petition to Muse for the Pit Lord title?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: April 24, 2017, 01:17:34 pm »
Because it manages to distract you from the pain mankind always feels, creating this drug, this illusion, that makes you sigh in relief and gives you the illusion of being happy.


Damn, why is Shopenhauer such an edgelord?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: April 16, 2017, 08:28:49 pm »
"Do or die": the ship

What would be a buff that would make a Galleon imbalanced but not a Squid?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: April 05, 2017, 04:56:12 pm »
Hypershot rocket ammo, as in rocket propelled shots that travel in a straight line, disregarding the ship's current momentum and moving vector, at incredibly high speed and dealing extra damage.
The downside to balance such blatant OPness is that every shot fired damages one's own ship's armour for 10% of it's maximum health.
While noobs will waste the shots for silly things, the pros will make the battles involving this ammo look something like they came out of Star Wars.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: April 03, 2017, 04:03:09 pm »
A spoiled child with no taste

Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

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