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Gameplay / Re: What have you done?
« on: November 10, 2017, 07:45:49 am »
The changes has been numerous enough to make old wankers like lose the fucking track and not really know what is going anymore, so no worries.

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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Mount light gun in heavy gun slot.
« on: November 08, 2017, 03:48:13 pm »
No, because from the design standpoint the placement of weapon slots with reducing possibilities to weapon types is one of the core tools to make a ship feel unique - aside from raw physical properties.

It would be more of a disservice from design standpoint.

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International Community Boards / Re: Suggest a community board here!
« on: November 04, 2017, 02:09:12 pm »
Hahahaha. Oh. My bad, I am a little to sensitive when it comes to talking with people - too many times I was left in confusion as to what have I said or done wrong. Cheers.

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International Community Boards / Re: Suggest a community board here!
« on: November 04, 2017, 12:32:30 pm »
And low level noobs call me russian, when I have worse day in my life and my pronounciation game is not up to par. Or when I feel like cursing out loud in Polish. Sorry to hear that man, but I have no other advice in that than to suck it up. It will happen. There are Community Ambasadors (CAs) out there to help, yeah, but this would probably benefit you the most - either not getting a fuck or getting good enough in game to erase their fucking faces off.

That being said, I don't usually poke fun at people based on their race or nationality, nor do I troll people on forum. And yeah, there actually is a player called MightyKeb.


Listen, I understand where you are coming from and your attitude. Just please, assume next time that someone who can boast with triple 45 by his account is usually not a massive cunt like that. Cheers, and have fun mate. ^^

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International Community Boards / Re: Suggest a community board here!
« on: November 04, 2017, 12:11:14 pm »
Sorry if I sounded harsh or rude, that was supposed to be pointing Keb out as a well-known member of community that is, as far as I know, Turkish, and speaks english well - thus making him another exception. If, of course, you are interested in that information.

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International Community Boards / Re: Suggest a community board here!
« on: November 04, 2017, 11:35:14 am »
I'm the only exception that I know, to be honest.

Cough cough
MightyKeb if I am not mistaken.

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« on: November 03, 2017, 07:19:33 pm »
[To somewhat balance out the lobby, we ran out the joke build]
[We took Mobula with 5 flamethrowers and I had it called "Varg Vikernes" for obvious reasons]

Hoja Lateralus: Do you want your spire medium rare, or perhaps well done?

Schwalbe: Hey girl, are you a church?
Schwalbe: Cause you're gonna be smoking tonight!

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« on: October 31, 2017, 02:37:34 am »
Schwalbe: Hey girl, are you a church?
AbbyTheRat: ............
Schwalbe: Cause you're gonna be smoking tonight!
AbbyTheRat: Ok, that went better than I expected.

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General Discussion / Re: Game Modes
« on: October 29, 2017, 02:45:38 pm »
Oh, and a word of warning.

Avoid GROX clan, in any way it's written.

It's a clan hoarding new players by literally spamming people sometimes, does not give you any opportunities to actually find any coherence, and more experienced players will most likely look down upon you, suspecting the worst of you.

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General Discussion / Re: Game Modes
« on: October 29, 2017, 02:41:42 pm »
This is because you are still considered by the system (and, no offence - rightfully so) as a novice. Thus it puts you novice lobbies first.
Considering that those should be the most of those as of now, it's not a big surprise.

The other game modes are king of the hill (one point control), crazy king (5 control points spread all over the map, each point is active for set amount of time - only in 3v3 and 4v4 matches) and VIP Deathmatch (top ship is a VIP, killing those grants more points toward the end goal of 15 if I remember correctly).


But back on the topic:

Trust me - you want to stay in the novice lobbies as long as possible. To have a chance to learn for yourself, get accustomed to controls and stuff like that - NOT NECESSARILY to loadouts, cause many new players I see has totally garbage, non-optimal loadouts.

Chances are, if you try skipping that part, that:

1) You will get a game against the veterans, who will most likely obliterate your butt under the duration of Slayer's Angel Of Death (4:30)

2) Get crewed on ship with veterans, and as of now - this is a russian rullette. General rule of thumb: show you communicate, show you care for what you are being told and asked to, ask questions about loadout, orders, etc. Considering you are not out of luck, this will gain you some sympathy and potential redemption and understanding even if things go south.

3) Or you can get crewed with veterans who are simply tired of novices, or even worse you will not show you want to cooperate with them - which will cause more or less severe consequences. This point takes into account both normal people simply tired and not really trustful after the years and utter assholes.



You will get out of novice status once you reach level eeeerm, 8 I believe? That's what it used to be at least months ago.


Another piece of advice: if you get crewed with people - check their match count. Compare it with yours. If the number of matches played is above 800 - that person most likely either knows or is aware of what he/she is doing.


Well. That's that.
Clear skies, and hopefully have fun. ^^

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I had similar idea few years back - a mode, where you have asymmetrical teams. One team runs regular ships like you do in GOI, while the other team is entirely deployed in sort of a giant boss ship, with multiple guns and some components doubled.

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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: 2nd Gunner Midmatch Join
« on: October 27, 2017, 04:08:12 pm »
> One loss
> Stats ruined

The fuck is wrong with you?

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The Lounge / Re: Introducing the new CAs!
« on: October 26, 2017, 08:07:33 am »
I will keep myself mentally sane


[in Pinhead's voice] OH WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

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General Discussion / Re: perma banned
« on: October 23, 2017, 11:15:27 pm »

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Website and Forum Issues / Re: [PC]
« on: October 17, 2017, 02:26:09 pm »
Pancreatic Cancer.

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