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Messages - Carn

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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences
« on: June 06, 2017, 07:47:13 am »
I put the uniform in a bag labeled​ "For gf"

I put the button on a high shelf.

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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences
« on: June 04, 2017, 08:44:56 am »
The button smacks Mann in the face, and in the process is pressed.

All people are transported to their proper times and places.

I pick up the button, and clean it with a feather duster.

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 03, 2017, 11:31:58 pm »
Because I forget a lot of the things I babble.  Also I got hungry, but it seems I owe you guys a story, enjoy my cautionary tale, though it does not involve wuv, merely foppery and whim.

The story begins with a classic dumb@$$ opening.  I was 16, with a friend, my parents weren't home, and we got bored. We decided to play baseball using a pipe as the bat, and a chunk of 2x4 as the ball.  I was up to bat first, hit the bottom of the chunk, flew up and hit me in the chin.  Got three stitches.

Satisfied?

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: June 03, 2017, 11:24:32 pm »
I ban Shaded because solid Queso should at least be possible, though it would be warm.  As for liquid tortilla, dough kept warm and frequently stirred maybe?

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: June 02, 2017, 07:29:30 pm »
I ban Queso for not imagining it sooner.

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: June 02, 2017, 05:36:49 pm »
I ban Queso because every substance has a solid and a liquid form.

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: June 02, 2017, 05:19:11 pm »
I ban C r o w because somebody must be offering up tortilla chips for Queso to dip himself in,  and that is why he is present.

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 02, 2017, 05:17:23 pm »
Alas, I do not know it.  Perhaps my life is the cautionary tale of wuv, sprung from foppery and whim.

Who can tell us this cautionary tale?

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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences
« on: June 02, 2017, 05:15:48 pm »
General George Patton appears, and proceeds to kick the @$$& of Hitler and Marx. Once done, Patton stands guard by the button with Carn.

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 02, 2017, 03:28:15 pm »
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Isn't Google great?

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: June 02, 2017, 03:27:03 pm »
I ban C r o w to celebrate.

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story
« on: May 31, 2017, 01:49:14 pm »
An ancient altar to the

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: May 31, 2017, 01:39:07 pm »
I ban Mann because you didn't put something new to be described in the description thread.

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: May 31, 2017, 01:38:19 pm »
No, but I do love it.

Why is my cautionary tale wuv?

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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences
« on: May 31, 2017, 01:36:52 pm »
The Button is disappointed that Mann did not push it.  It brings Carn out of the abyss to speak for the Button.

The button was left alone, neglected in the miasmic depths of the Pit.  I uncovered it, so it may once more change the fabric of reality.

Carn firmly presses the Button.

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