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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 12, 2017, 11:58:07 am »
Because we're unsatisfied idiots.
Can we agree to not bring politics into the Pit?
Can we agree to not bring politics into the Pit?
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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 12, 2017, 09:45:15 am »
I'll have to go with genocide, a lot of people make bad jokes, but those tend to only damage the immediate area, and usually not for long.
What is the worst joke?
What is the worst joke?
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The Pit / Re: War Crimes.
« on: June 11, 2017, 05:55:36 pm »
*Looks at the most recent additions*
"Numerous acts of the most unholy rite of necromancy."
"Numerous acts of the most unholy rite of necromancy."
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The Pit / Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
« on: June 11, 2017, 05:54:12 pm »
73 Years Later
A rumble is heard as Carn unhooks himself from the generator in the basement. Going upstairs he finds the laboratory in cobwebs with the half finished skeletons of giant robots littering the place. He also sees several pods marked Cryogenic.
Giving the machine a firm knock he declares,
"Alright wake up guys, I powered this place for 73 years like Skymonger asked, so wake up or I start to do things."
A rumble is heard as Carn unhooks himself from the generator in the basement. Going upstairs he finds the laboratory in cobwebs with the half finished skeletons of giant robots littering the place. He also sees several pods marked Cryogenic.
Giving the machine a firm knock he declares,
"Alright wake up guys, I powered this place for 73 years like Skymonger asked, so wake up or I start to do things."
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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story
« on: June 11, 2017, 01:25:51 pm »
Beneath the swamps of Carad-Duun
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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences
« on: June 11, 2017, 09:25:38 am »
The Button is not pleased at being ignored. The button teleports 50 accountants from the IRS to audit Shaded and his Pit.
Carn, horrified, repeatedly pushes the button in the van hope that it will help Shaded.
Carn, horrified, repeatedly pushes the button in the van hope that it will help Shaded.
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The Pit / Re: The Description Game
« on: June 11, 2017, 09:07:43 am »
"You ok there buddy?"
A scathing words often employed by seasoned gunners, engineers, and pilots when another member of the crew cannot seem to do their job correctly.
Threading the needle
A scathing words often employed by seasoned gunners, engineers, and pilots when another member of the crew cannot seem to do their job correctly.
Threading the needle
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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 11, 2017, 09:02:33 am »
It drew from​established lore in the comic's which was heavily entrenched in the psyche's of it's fanbase. Along with the teasers at the endings which link them all together.
How often are derailed threads actually banished to the Pit?
How often are derailed threads actually banished to the Pit?
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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 08, 2017, 11:25:15 am »
I'm pretty sure that the Matrix did that.
What went wrong in the Matrix series?
What went wrong in the Matrix series?
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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 07, 2017, 06:11:42 pm »
Because in most jobs you either fill a basic menial job, or one which requires special knowledge.
When was the economy NOT like that?
When was the economy NOT like that?
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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 07, 2017, 05:33:49 pm »
Because you were fooled by academia and pop culture to think that it was going to be better.
Why doesn't modern education properly prepare students for work?
Why doesn't modern education properly prepare students for work?
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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 07, 2017, 05:09:32 pm »
Not sure, haven't taken any philosophy classes yet.
Why do people (who aren't already rich) major in Philosophy?
Why do people (who aren't already rich) major in Philosophy?
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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 06, 2017, 11:50:30 am »
Maybe a cat, you come and go as you please.
What about me?
What about me?
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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences
« on: June 06, 2017, 11:48:56 am »
The button, in it's smugness, opens a pit below Shaded to make it's lording even better.
Carn makes a crude crown and tosses it to Shaded.
"Congrats! Your a Pit Lord!"
Carn falls down laughing into the Pit, unable to press the button.
Carn makes a crude crown and tosses it to Shaded.
"Congrats! Your a Pit Lord!"
Carn falls down laughing into the Pit, unable to press the button.
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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below
« on: June 06, 2017, 07:50:01 am »
I have all the physical grace of a bear, so no.
If you were a animal, what would you be and why?
If you were a animal, what would you be and why?