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Gameplay / Re: What have you done?
« on: November 10, 2017, 08:11:15 am »
As great comedian Louis CK said: Everything is awesome and nobody's happy

inb4 how many layers of irony are we on

Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Is world conquest fun?
« on: November 05, 2017, 03:12:25 pm »
Another small issue is how you measure "active" faction players. As far as I know (or knew several months ago) active = logged in during last week, which seems like too much. If I play only on 1-2 days a week I do my faction a disfavour by logging in. I think changing that time to at least 2-3 days or (imo best option) 24 hours would benefit the dynamic and feeling of adding up to common goal.
The thing is - which playerbase do you set your game for? The guys who play every day (and then you design system that has province changes every day) or the guys who play once in a while (and you design a system with longer fights, allowing those people to still find themselves when they only visit 1-2 times a week).

Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Beep Beep
« on: November 05, 2017, 03:01:22 pm »

The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« on: November 05, 2017, 02:52:42 pm »
A (woman, engineer to gunner): Don't come here with your inferior tools
B: Haaa, she said you have an inferior toooool! :D
Because I'm ten again

"Two mallets and a hull sounds like a great name for goio porn parody"

The Gallery / Re: GOIA memes
« on: September 02, 2017, 09:25:22 am »
How I see recent Narayan thread

Release Notes / Re: 2.0.4 Guns 'n Graves Update
« on: August 14, 2017, 04:25:17 pm »
Freezes computer entirely (killing by button needed) after 10-15 seconds from launch. Literally unplayable. Oh well.

Feedback and Suggestions / Re: 2nd Gunner Midmatch Join
« on: June 08, 2017, 11:20:16 am »
I appretiate your editing effort for a joke.

Also, what papa Schwalbe said.

You can't
There is none
Glad I could help :P

The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« on: June 04, 2017, 04:59:10 pm »
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.

You have to learn to swallow that fact.

Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Vote Kick for Custom Lobbies
« on: May 30, 2017, 05:21:46 pm »

General Discussion / Re: My renewed argument for Free to play
« on: May 13, 2017, 06:43:05 pm »

Count me in to the gloomy choir here. As Evolve has shown- going free to play even with some strong reforms would probably not bring any effect. Just a huge sale-like player population bump and then as quick downfall.
And some of you are right that Muse's decision seem random and... wasteful. Just remind yourself how many times they made majority of community burst in outrage due to their own unexplained and more often than not un-asked for decisions. How many times the goddamn UI has been changed, I can count at least 2-3 times. I can agree on matchmaker being some kind of necessity, but who asked for stamina?
Alliance was supposed to be the great saviour. What a suprise, it isn't. Some time after release you could say it's pretty much the same, steamcharts show that combining 24h peak of goio and alliance we get a bit less than 200 players. Let me remind you that I'm writing this on the late night between saturday and sunday, so we're talking about good numbers, weekend numbers.
There is also a kind of problem that is often in online games. It's never finished. If you keep on fiddling with it it won't be good. As I said, some example may be changes of ui.

Also, Neddie, why are you complaining about second hand key market? From the point of customer it's a great thing (they can get games cheaper) and nobody forces devs to put their game into bundles, for instance ones that cost 30$ and have plenty of games. Of course people are going to sell that further. That's how free market works.

Gameplay / Re: Ships locked / unlocked ?
« on: May 01, 2017, 05:10:06 pm »
For any warning system based on the ship difficulty system to work, we must first return Spire to Hard and Goldfish to Easy. Not the other way around.

At this point I just think Muse is trying to fuck things up on purpose. That's a new level of stupid, even for them.
Also for me it's also news, first time hearing about it.

The Gallery / Re: GOIO memes
« on: April 28, 2017, 01:30:51 am »
Initial D, I respect that.

BoJack thread out of fucking nowhere

When you solo queue and see your lobby

... but finally you become comfortably numb

and then you find someone with a brain and quickly PM him

because in this game

The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« on: April 21, 2017, 08:09:06 pm »
A: [says something]
B: Come again?
A: Don't say "come again", because it has... sexual connotations
B: Oh, okay I guess, I'll try to speak differently
C: Could you ejaculate once more please? I didn't quite catch that.

The Lounge / Re: Prove you're oldfag
« on: April 21, 2017, 08:07:51 pm »
Mr. Disaster adored the game and liked it very much.

True, it was a looooong time ago :D

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