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The Pit / Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?

« on: November 25, 2014, 03:19:18 am »

Summoning Rethburn? Oh that's an Easy one.
Summoning Reth—A guide for the uninitiated.
Resources needed:
1x Fanfiction, for the energy needed to force an opening in the fabric of the universe that summons Reth. (Slashfiction works best, however. Especially if it is provocative.)
3x Pints (UK) of the finest Danish lager for the substance of the spell.
1x 100 mL bottle of high-grade orphan tears.
5x powder monkeys' crushed hopes and dreams.
7x Candles, seated in ritualistic braziers.
1x Sudan red paint and paintbrush
7x Red roses
390x Red rose petals
1x Incense brazier stocked with incense
1x Mixing bowl and wooden spoon
1x lighter
Step One: Mix the formula
Begin by pouring the powder monkeys' crushed hopes and dreams into a bowl, and add in about 50 mL of orphan tears. Mix throughly. Next, pour in the 3 UK pints of the Danish lager. Add in a hint of Sudan red dye. Mix throughly and vigorously. Let the mixture settle for about five minutes.
Step Two: Setting up the summoning area
Using the Sudan red paint and the brush, begin by arranging the ritualistic Candles equidistant, at 7 points in a circle. Inscribe in the circle a 7-pointed star, the Heptagram. Be sure that the candles remain unlit. Scatter the red roses and rose petals around the area.
Step Three: Prepare the candles and light the Incense Brazier
Prepare the candles by painting their wicks with the Sudan Red summoning formula, giving the flames an adequate amount of fuel to burn. Bottle the leftover solution in a quartz bottle with an aged cork stopper. This remaining solution will be used to summon RethBurn in the Future. Light the incense brazier.
Step Four: Lighting the candles
Light the candles in a counterclockwise manner, starting with the southernmost of the candles, until all candles are lit.
Step Five:  The Summoning
With the Fanfiction in hand, read out the summoning spell: "Rethburn , conjuro te , pro mea in consequentia , quae ad te pertinebunt"
Now, Read aloud the fanfiction, and with the final words of it, the spell will be complete, and the fanfiction will disintegrate. Rethburn has been summoned.

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The Lounge / Re: Introducing the new CAs!

« on: November 25, 2014, 02:42:13 am »

If anyone still needs me to get the oaths, you know what corner of steam I lurk in...

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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: "Was that match fun? Y/N"

« on: November 19, 2014, 03:31:55 am »

The thing is, sometimes, people don't just have bad days... for example, sometimes, I pilot for fun and knowingly crash and burn. As I see it, I'm with friends, so why the fuck not? Losing can be fun too, and this game doesn't really have the population to do a win/loss based ranking system in hope that it will give a higher level of "balance". The matchmaker's form of balance is basically nerfing teamwork between well coordinated players, by separating them. Match lists with lobbies that you can choose also tend to make people stop and think, "Oh, the people in here might actually benefit from cooperation and communication. Matchmaking systems do not foster this sort of thinking.

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The Pit / Re: Avatar makeover for the user above you

« on: November 19, 2014, 03:20:38 am »

You mean... This?


Give me a picture that combines spring green and cake (bonus points if you include mines)

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General Discussion / Re: Who do I need to find?!?!?!

« on: November 17, 2014, 10:45:15 pm »

Well, that's a fun way to poke fun at a community member. Now, hints and tips that poke fun at clans would be interesting.

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The Pit / Re: When words fail...

« on: November 17, 2014, 12:45:00 am »

I was like... "eh... What the actual fuck are these people on?" when I saw the music video. And we americans think Japanese things are weird.


The pregnancy test memes were hilarious though.

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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences

« on: November 16, 2014, 05:15:17 pm »

The screams of billions of innocent lives being terminated are heard halfway across the galaxy by everyone except for Gilder, as his block list shielded him from this sound. Many are traumatized, some even die due to the mental trauma.





*push*

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General Discussion / Re: A break from goio

« on: November 16, 2014, 06:20:29 am »

...Three minutes. Then I dish out justice using mines.

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The Pit / Re: When words fail...

« on: November 16, 2014, 06:18:09 am »

How do you find some of this gold, gilder?

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General Discussion / Re: A break from goio

« on: November 15, 2014, 10:52:40 pm »

.

In the end, its not that I don't want to play the game, its the idea of playing it makes me want to play something else. Want the good game I know back.

Gimmie COOP mode Muse and a lot of us will be back in force, but this, great for the trollers and people with zero attention spans, but not for the core fans.

My god, Gilder, that is exactly how I feel. I've somewhat put the game into a state of suspension, due to the changes. Sure, I'll play a few matches of GoIO, if asked. I just won't linger afterwards. I've all but replaced it with Robocraft and SWTOR.

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The Lounge / Re: HamsterV

« on: November 15, 2014, 10:28:42 pm »

Congratulations, Hamster. Now that there is a second, is the rule of two in effect? Can there be only two at a time, Master and Apperentce?


(Star wars reference.)

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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Only 3 rematches remaining...

« on: November 15, 2014, 04:00:18 am »

...Can we just get an option that would, by a vote, transition a matchmade lobby into a custom lobby, and also get an implemented match list for said custom lobbies? This would totally clear up a few frustrating issues. Also, matchmaking should restructure a crew around the player with the highest number of matches played, but to a certain extent, so that experience is sort-of factored in by cramming it sideways into the equation.

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You

« on: November 15, 2014, 03:50:05 am »

I ban RedRoach for making Zill puns.


Puns are my job. 

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Release Notes / Re: Version 1.3.8 Hotfix 2 Release Notes

« on: November 08, 2014, 04:49:37 pm »

Since basically everybody has spud as a friend, he should be in charge of lobby creation for casual games... 3v3s would be nice as the new standard match type for custom lobbies... 2v2s don't have enough space for all of us who do not partake in matchmaking.

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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Random unique AI crewmember

« on: November 08, 2014, 03:46:36 am »

Name the AI Ducky mc duckerson, and then we can say the ducks are sabotaging our game.