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The Lounge / Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« on: December 16, 2014, 08:57:00 pm »
41. the drums
THE DRUMS! ...I...I hear them... ...I hear them when my evil english teacher is approaching in the hallways... ...when a test is coming... ...when the finals are closing in... ...OH GOD NO!... ...THE DRUMS INTENSIFIED!... ...TH-THE FINALS ARE NIGH! ...Only... only half a day away...
42. When Rethburn's works start to get you to begin writing slashfiction... and then you start getting good Horrible ideas of those involving real life friends, and also pairings of people who piss you off. (I have about five of real-life things.)

Agreed on the drums.  Could you shoot me one of Rethburn's 'works'?
There's one on the forums... hmm.. lets see, where did that go...





















Ah, here it is...
Sorry boys, I'm already in a commited relationship with a certain...  ... "honeysweet" guy.

"There, perfect.."

Spoon lighted the last candle, and then blew out the match, putting it beneath the wax-torches lighting the dark room. He grabbed a wooden bowl, and sprinkled roses all over the floor, leading to the bed, then proceeded to take of his shirt, revealing the manliest musk since the days of Swallows' Lumberjack times.

"My badger is going to love this, I can't wait to see the look on his face." He said, inadvertently thinking about "his other face". Needless to say, a tent was pitched in the room, on that thought. He strolled to the bed, and greased his manly chest in a musk, which could only be described as the nectar of Zeus. He fetched a rose and placed it in his mouth, not minding the accidental prick in his finger, bleeding ever so softly.

The Sarge' checked the block, then put it away, as it ruined the darklit mood of romance. In that very same moment, the door open slowly. Sarge' only barely managed to hit the stereo, set to play sensual jazz. HoneyBadger stared through the darkness, looking at the man on his bed. A smile lit up his face.

"You've been waiting here the whole time..! I-i'm sorry, I had to wrap up some guys. I-i mean, we were playing together..!" He said, realising how it had sounded.

"Shhh, you look so cute when you blush." Spoon said, getting up. "Let's see if you get any cuter with your clothes off.." Spoon embraced Honey, and then started to work his clothes off, a soft moan exhibited from the Badgers' mouth, staring into the ceiling with an estatic expression.

Together they moved, Spoon spinning and turning, Laying Badger down on the rose-covered bed, as one hell of a night erupted.

Never to be continued.


45. When you're able to find the general location of the old threads in the pit, by date and page number.

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The Lounge / Re: Flying Angry
« on: December 16, 2014, 05:25:15 am »
Trolls getting on your nerves, already warned them, yet there're no mods around? Bring a munker. Kill them with mines. It's satisfying as hell, especially when you and the enemies team up, and collectively attack a them, you with mines, the opposite team with their weaponry. For me, that's how I enforce discipline. Works great when it is done correctly. However, Those assholes, insensitive little bastards who are all like "Heil hitler" or some form of anti-jewish crap pisses me off to the fullest extent, the only way trolls get under my skin. If it's in chat, I roast them. If its in a match, I roast them, skin them alive, and then serve them as part of a five-course meal of examples of what not to do. I'm Jewish. Ethnic Jewish. You try to fuck with me and shit relating to my ethnicity and you'll actually see me lose it. I never lose my cool except in those kinds of situations, and my fury cannot be simply held back. It consumes all, boiling them in a sea of rage. For that, I bring in the all mine, all gunner munker firing squad, armed with lochnagar, incendiary, and charged. They get hell, which is what that sort of action deserves. I'm not lenient when it comes to dishing out that kind of mania.

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The Lounge / Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« on: December 16, 2014, 04:50:31 am »
41. the drums
THE DRUMS! ...I...I hear them... ...I hear them when my evil english teacher is approaching in the hallways... ...when a test is coming... ...when the finals are closing in... ...OH GOD NO!... ...THE DRUMS INTENSIFIED!... ...TH-THE FINALS ARE NIGH! ...Only... only half a day away...
42. When Rethburn's works start to get you to begin writing slashfiction... and then you start getting good Horrible ideas of those involving real life friends, and also pairings of people who piss you off. (I have about five of real-life things.)

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The Lounge / Re: Introducing the new CAs!
« on: December 16, 2014, 04:36:17 am »
So, Shaelyn, are you now officially one of the Musegods? Have you forsaken us for the higher powers? Have you turned your back on us? committed treachery? Or were you one all along?






Nah, I'm just kidding'. Not grilling you at all.

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: December 16, 2014, 04:03:58 am »
I ban Redroach for... Oh fuck... you gave me the worst idea ever for a slashfic.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 *Coughs* Excuse me there, did that get a bit out of hand?

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General Discussion / Re: Top pilots
« on: December 14, 2014, 06:03:31 am »
All I know is that I fly like an asshole when I'm in my munker. Ally in the way? Mines. Ally in the way constantly? Loch mines. Trolls with no mods around, Report and then corrective punishment by mining. It teaches them to 'Mine' Their own business. Trolls on your team? Truce with enemies and then take joy in dismembering them with mines and galleon squats.. Worked better in the lobbies, however. I'm a horrible person, alright. When I fly my squid, the engineers either scream at me, jump ship, or sit in the cargo hold rocking back and forth, crying because of how much moonshine's being used. It traumatizes the weaker-hearted engineers. Enemy in pursuit? Ink them. In the face. Ally ramming you? Ink in their faces, with maybe a mine or two thrown in for good measure, not to mention hilarity. Getting a kill by killing your ally/allies? "ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT THEY RAMMED INTO MY UNSUSPICIOUSLY CLOSE AND CONVENIENTLY PLACED, JUST FIRED MINE!!"
Mines in general? Maniacal laughter, followed up by a steady dose of mine puns, of the most deviously horrible variety.

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You
« on: December 14, 2014, 05:31:25 am »
I ban Indreams for Implying that Shinkurex created Bdrline somehow. Shit. It appears I slipped back into rainbow text. I hope you don't mind, after all, rainbows are commonly found in dreams... Therefore, I ban Indreams twice, one in the meta off-white text, the other in the non-meta, special rainbow text, because why the hell not?

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The Lounge / Re: Introducing the new CAs!
« on: December 14, 2014, 05:04:41 am »
A Lava lamp, you say? Well then, A lava lamp is what you shall get. After all, aren't lava lamps in some ways related to music? Also, this text does fit kind of moodily on the forums background... So, yeah... lava-lamp lighting. (I'd edit a picture of you in, butI'm too lazy to do so.)

(All the formatting and rainbow text was 2142 characters, including spaces.)

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The Lounge / Re: Introducing the new CAs!
« on: December 13, 2014, 05:22:10 am »
Can't we just all get along? However, if this is going to end up in a crusade or battle of sorts, remind me, I'll need like three-ish minutes notice beforehand to get the popcorn ready to perfection. Also, a flavor recommendation for that conflict would be nice... Anyways, I'll be entertained munching on popcorn. (Written in rainbow text because rainbows are awesome and universal-ish)

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The Pit / Re: Airship Voyage Checklist
« on: December 13, 2014, 05:13:58 am »
35. Generator with flywheel power storage, connected to the ship's engines to provide power.
36. AC/Voltage converter which steps down power levels
37. Electrical outlet bank with several different outlet types.
38. Power strips. (Not power strippers... o_o)
39. ALL THE THINGS NEEDED TO PERFORM THE RETHBURN SUMMONING RITUAL TO SUMMON THE RETHBURN, (i.e ceremonial candles, paintbrush, matches, paint, a disposable slashfiction to use in the ritual, the texts of summoning, et cetera.)
40. an iPod loaded with jazz, easy listening music, and mood-setting music, along with a stereo system/iPod charging dock, to set the tone.
41. Rose petals. So many rose petals.
42. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. (Now to find the question.)
43. Mood lighting.
44. Creative liberty.
45. My sanity.

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General Discussion / Re: If you were to add a tooltip...
« on: December 11, 2014, 03:29:46 am »
See a trail of mine puns? That could be a reclusive Community Ambassador! Follow their trail!
(a reference to my mine puns and elusive nature in-game)

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I'm Jewish. I take personal offense to the use of a swastika, as it has caused great pain to my family. Although my direct family (grandmother) survived, by fleeing to Russia, others in my family did not. Do not try to argue that it has a positive meaning, allowing it to be used. While it does, the German use of it with the twisted nazi ideology has led it to be a negative symbol, symbolizing racial intolerance, ethnic cleansing, and above all, a symbol of Jewish prosecution and hate. Just don't use it. Ever. It is a symbol which should be taboo.

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The Lounge / Re: So can I join the big boys yet
« on: December 04, 2014, 03:32:19 am »
I, for one, feel that some GOIO clans fall in-between the two, Gilder, for example, Cake. Cake accepts everyone, provided they fit a Reeeeeeeallllyyyyy small requirement, which would, in this case, be competence and communication. No competence/communication, then they cannot join. Anyone who has a brain and knows how to use chat and is willing to learn can join.

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The Pit / Re: The Skies have no Limit Discussion
« on: December 03, 2014, 10:49:35 am »
If ya make a new thread, that'll make it stick in with my current document naming convention.

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General Discussion / Re: Harsh community :(
« on: November 26, 2014, 04:37:23 am »
If you need to get someone out here to tame the novices, summon me. you know which corner of steam to find me in. I just disapprove of the half-baked match-list replacement along with matchmaking.

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