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The Pit / Re: On the 1st day of GOIO my muse lords gave to me

« on: October 12, 2015, 03:17:40 pm »

While trying to work out what tunes these songs go with - I realised that Shaelyn's song not only fits with the Carol of the Bells tune, but also with the Italian national anthem's first verses. It made me chuckle. Try it yourself. https://youtu.be/DeDmsIMwQX8?t=32s

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story

« on: August 20, 2015, 05:23:14 am »

Spring, Summer, Winter and Autumn.

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story

« on: August 19, 2015, 08:03:43 am »

to the terms and conditions.

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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences

« on: August 17, 2015, 10:13:55 am »

Josie quietly considers returning to her bubble above the world and using cheat codes to put this train of hairbrained logic back to the way it was. Upon reflection - it would be the wisest thing to do. However, since Josie makes a big deal about trying never to demonstrate wisdom, since she sees it as a falsehood, she instead decides to materialise a reclining garden chair. She sits down, pulls out a witty book and starts reading to pass the time.

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The Pit / Re: gg muse

« on: August 17, 2015, 10:09:37 am »

There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.

Can I at least get a 2% cut of all fiscal and real property in the deal?

we're a non-profit organisation and You are a volunteer.

Do I at least get free donuts every third Friday?

On every sixth Friday of the month.

There are no months that have six Fridays.

Exactly.

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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences

« on: August 16, 2015, 02:21:35 pm »

Undiscouraged by the attention, Josie continues to canvas the button. She is frightfully confused about how this thread could have gone so awry and astray. She got bored of watching from afar in her office and decided that she should try to solve things by her own fair hands.

She inspects the button and tries to talk to it, to the mild surprise of the onlookers.
She prods it again, this time with her finger.

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The Pit / Re: gg muse

« on: August 16, 2015, 02:14:46 pm »

There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.

Can I at least get a 2% cut of all fiscal and real property in the deal?

we're a non-profit organisation and You are a volunteer.

Do I at least get free donuts every third Friday?

On every sixth Friday of the month.

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The Pit / Re: gg muse

« on: August 16, 2015, 04:28:57 am »

There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.

Can I at least get a 2% cut of all fiscal and real property in the deal?

we're a non-profit organisation and You are a volunteer.

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The Pit / Re: gg muse

« on: August 15, 2015, 08:17:47 pm »

There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.

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The Pit / Re: gg muse

« on: August 15, 2015, 02:20:31 am »

@Queso, of me and you are together forever, then perhaps we can share Josies hair.

And so, two more people join the everlong slog to own me. There's like 17 of you people at this point - am I just that ownable?
Do I subconsciously scream out for people to take possession of  meeee? Who knows.

I already turned it into a competition. You two might as well PM me for the rules. <3

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The Pit / Re: gg muse

« on: August 14, 2015, 08:14:20 am »

If I were to fill this out for Josie I'd say:

Name: Josie
Gender: For those concerned, female. (Though seriously, gender shouldn't make the least bit if difference.)
Age: Its rude to ask a lady her age.
Occupation: Community manager for Muse games.
Ability with LJ, phobos, hades: 5, 8, 3

My abilities with these guns is actually 10, 10, 10 but we shan't dwell on details

Also, for all the pronoun confusion - worry not ye lost people. Kamoba is being very helpful and having knowledge of these pronouns is useful for a lot of people when it comes to treating affected parties with the respect they deserve. However, I'm much easier to deal with.

Josie is awesome.
Yes she is.
I like her hair.

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The Pit / Re: Three Word Game

« on: August 13, 2015, 05:28:02 am »

This isn't tolerated.

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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences

« on: August 13, 2015, 05:27:22 am »

Suddenly, things were put back to normal. Whatever normal is.

Josie disembarks from a fancy airship carrying a parasol. She uses it to poke the button.

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The Pit / Re: Five Word Story

« on: August 13, 2015, 05:25:22 am »

Suddenly, plot twists migrate threads.

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The Pit / Re: gg muse

« on: August 13, 2015, 05:20:59 am »

properly fitting micro bikinis then?

That is an oxymoron in itself.

It's at least a contradiction. Oxymora are only two words in length.

Since you seem intent on adding me to your spooky phone that logs all my details like some freaky NSA hand-me-down, I'd like to tell you that I'm less inclined to answer those questions than my counterparts in HuniePop. You'll have to be more creative - ask me other questions first so that I trust you .