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The Pit / MORG Gaming Nights
« on: September 17, 2014, 07:00:55 am »
Yo.
We're all aware of how high the female population in Goio is, and although we do love the ladies it sometimes can get a bit frustrating. Men, after all, need to spend some time every now and then doing manly stuff away from female company. As such, there's been the idea of organizing a male-only invitational event, directed towards only the most testosterone-filled members of goio community. To ensure every participant's enjoyment a few ground rules and requirements for potential applicants have to be set;
Possible activities we can do as a group and additional rules are open to discussion.
We're all aware of how high the female population in Goio is, and although we do love the ladies it sometimes can get a bit frustrating. Men, after all, need to spend some time every now and then doing manly stuff away from female company. As such, there's been the idea of organizing a male-only invitational event, directed towards only the most testosterone-filled members of goio community. To ensure every participant's enjoyment a few ground rules and requirements for potential applicants have to be set;
- Only people with an average hair body density of 10 hair/cm2 allowed.
- Must yell a lot, punch stuff in anger whenever losing and make forced sex jokes at least once a minute.
- Must be confident in own genitalia size and possibly brag about it in public.
- Must be into sports. (tennis, volley, chess and the like do not count).
- Must drink scotch and smoke cigars on a daily basis and preferrably during events.
- Muscles are not a must but are definitely a plus. Moustache can work as an alternative, bonus points for full-grown beards.
- Must enjoy pornographic material.
- Strictly straight-only. If not, at least act like it.
- Any word of cooking and shopping (exluding arms) will result to an irrevokable permanent ban from our little community.
Possible activities we can do as a group and additional rules are open to discussion.
