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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 3!
« on: February 20, 2015, 09:19:32 am »
later this day :) i'm working on it <3

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 3!
« on: February 07, 2015, 03:00:54 pm »
BRACKETS:

Match A: Paritan Rumble

Mountes Brasies and Burn to be Wild
vs
Mein Flamer and Short range flames

____

Match B: Northern Fjords

Community Arsonists and CSM
vs
You’re on Fire and Hastalyk

____

Match C: Canyon Ambush

I am the Cactus and Kartoshka
vs
TFD minus the Rethburn and Michael Bay


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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 2!
« on: January 31, 2015, 03:31:50 pm »
that's... not gonna work. we already have the bracket out! and the event is running!

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 2!
« on: January 31, 2015, 12:47:37 pm »
BRACKETS

Match A: Duel at Dawn
  • I am the Cactus & Burned to be Wild
                                      VS
  • The Neizgovorljivo & Squidian Skyvaders

Match B: Canyon Ambush
  • Crimson Sky Macaroni & You’re on Fire
                                      VS
  • Russian Kartoshka & Miner Inconvenience (formerly known as "A Clockwork Papaya")

Match C: Paritan Rumble
  • Mein Flamer & The Burning Bards
                                      VS
  • Les Moutons Braisés & BurnyBurnyShooty


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The Lounge / Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« on: December 02, 2014, 12:04:55 pm »
*clears throat.*

I'm getting on aft guns!

#Junkerproblems

YOUKNOWNOTHINGOFAFTGUNS
~mobulas

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General Discussion / Re: "Top" crew members
« on: November 13, 2014, 07:33:03 pm »
Lydia Litvyak : The kindest and strictest of them all. She does it right and she wants you to do it right. Don't make her tell you twice.

Inkjet : If something is not buffed and chem sprayed you're a huge disappointment. According to her calculations you even have 0.241 seconds to breathe before restarting the cycle, why are you still standing here?

James T. Kirk : The calmest person with a temper made of titanium. The father of the flame, first descendant of The Oven. Don't give him a squid, for the love of gods.

Melon McCrabernathy : Master of the Galleon, but gods forbid he has to arc a side-gun on a Pyramidion. One of the best and most fun pilots to fly with (Bonus: British voice pack 2.0 boarding school edition.)

TyberiusTheThird : Best co-engineer in the galaxy. He knows where I'm going before I know where I'm going. My competitive co-engineer by choice. Weather he's nice and patient, or the grumpiest piece of shit that comes in all shades of jerk is depending on what kind of person you are. (Bonus: fuck-you-melon voice pack.)

Replaceable : A buff-engineer supreme! When it comes  to prioritising buffing, cheming and shooting replacable is your cupcake! When you need to find him check in Replaceable's Cute Land of Candy and Cuteness first. (Bonus: cute-british-schoolboy voice pack)

Spud Nick : With almost 10000 Matches, the most humble pilot to come across. Always in a good mood, never tired of teaching new people, and never judging you for mistakes you made. Visit him in Spud's Kitchen! Every Wednesday!

Andika : My gunner of choice. She feeds her lions with your components, fear the almighty Andika and her adorable evil snickering whenever you see her name pop up with a bunch of your teams equipment attached to the damage chart.

Zander Broda : grumpy grump grump grump

FluffyHetsche : The best gunner Overwatch has to offer! Adorable yet deadly.

Jon Ardenoth : Is there anything his glorious chest hair won't solve? (Bonus: Australian voice pack!)

Tanya Phenole : Sweet as honey, but don't chem the hull and balloon every 20 seconds, and you are hanging on a thin thread, which she will cut, from 200 feet high, hovering over a pointy building. (Bonus: Russian accent voice pack!)

Dutch Vanya : King of the Mobula pillow fights! Never cross, always a good sport. A pleasure to have as a friend!

Dr. Panda : My dearest Panda, Bully Babe extraordinaire, fearsome Goldfish and Mobula pilot! Her voice can melt hearts, and drowned many a' sailor in the deep fogs of the Paritian Rumble, never to be heard of again.

-Mod- Josie : This adorable little Muse Goddess is a Cake we all know by heart. Endearing, patient. Keeps calm and mraus on. Home to Josie's laboratory of tea and science. (Bonus: Hermione voice pack)

C. Darwin : A sure shot with the Merc, an ambitious Spire pilot and a general badass. Do not question her. She has a grey beard which she grew over years of being an all-knowing white dude with thoughts 'nd stuff.

Miss Kitty Muffins : Mrau mrau mrau. Mrau mrau. Mrau. .mrau.

Madilee : A reliable engineer, a much more scary pilot! She will shred you to pieces while acting all cute and sorry. She is not sorry. She is going. To murder. Your ship. For points.

Grey Tea : Bonus: northern british voice pack. bugs: every 3rd word you just have to guess out of context. but that's fine, he'll take the piss out of you anyway. All his insults sound like endearing terms for small to medium sized animals.

Sandy Hawkins : Inventor of the Platform Birthday Mobula. My CA of choice. Summon by saying "G'day, mate! Go have a gander at that Sheela cook in' shrimp on the barbie!" and if you did it right he will appear saying "nooiiiccceee", as goes the Sandy Hawkins lore.
 
Gilder Unfettered : The moral defender of squids. Ever pounding on the gate of the muse gods, costing them their divine sleep, there is hardly a more challenging job than bearing his buff kit on a squid. It is said that if the wind is just right, and the sun barely strives over the cold mountains of the Northern Fjords, you can hear Gilder mrau the entire soundtrack of all the Star Wars.

oh and

VIVA LA ELVERSEDEN! THE BAGPIPES WILL LIVE ON!

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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Ship Cosmetics Wishlist
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:16:34 am »
Soon™

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am so excited I can hardly wait

you just can't hide it?

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The Signal Tower / Re: Puns of Icarus
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:01:21 am »
GALLE-ON .pewpewpew.
-ded-
GALLE-OFF!

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Gameplay / Re: Why does everyone hate Gunners?
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:00:07 am »
Man not these again. I need a Sunderland if this is going to get all serious.

You're all serious

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Gameplay / Re: Why does everyone hate Gunners?
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:56:42 am »
noting relaxes me more than a gunner that can use heatsink properly.
but it's still not better than a buff engineer and some good well practiced crew ammo rotation.
i get such a kick out of goldfish with 3 different ammo types on engineers.

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Gameplay / Re: Why does everyone hate Gunners?
« on: November 04, 2014, 09:34:06 am »
what if loading heatsink would extinguish and chem the gun. no matter the stacks?

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Gameplay / Re: Why does everyone hate Gunners?
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:45:29 am »
because
  • Start out as an Engineer:
    Learn what the ship can sustain
    Learn to identify incoming damage types by sound
    Notice what kind and how much damage which pilot tool does
    Learn how to quickly and efficiently shoot while still being on constant repair rounds
  • Become a Gunner:
    Learn the different guns and what damage they do, where to aim at them, and how to time them right
    Learn the different gun arcs!
    Learn ammo types: range, damage, clip size and finally, what gun they do what on!
    Use and utilize your engineering skills to NOTICE WHEN YOUR GUN IS DAMAGED AND REPAIR IT YOURSELF
  • Become a Pilot
    Learn what pilot tools do and how they feel, what difference they make
    Learn what pilot tool is the one that helps you the most on each ship
    Try interesting load outs with your knowledge as a gunner and test your ability to pull them off
    Learn the maps and figure out different strategies with different ships, and different ally ships
    Learn to communicate with your co-pilot, and learn to adapt to their possibly poor choices
    Learn how to be a captain: explain and share your knowledge with newer players and tell your crew what you plan to do or achieve in this match!
  • NOW GO BACK ALL THESE STEPS AND DO ALL THESE JOBS AS AN ENGINEER WITH SIMPLY ONE TOOL TO MAKE YOUR JOB EASIER AND BUFF AND TANK LIKE A BOSS



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Website and Forum Issues / Re: Clan tag under name doesn't seem to update
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:36:09 pm »
have you tried logging out and back in again?

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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Problems with matchmaking
« on: October 31, 2014, 07:51:04 pm »
fuck it. no one cares about what we think.
we can never play conveniently with people again and we should get over it.
play competitive only or have play-dates with friends.
fuck this game. fuck fighting for it. just go play hawken. same fucking shit. some pew pew some teamwork and it's the same ovaries-busting work to organise a good lobby so why bother.
it's any game now and i know it's hard to accept.

but oh how wonderful the new players are so pleased.
after the sale it's back to 30-300 always.
last sale we had what? 1.5k? meant nothing. so this means nothing either. just to rain all over your enthusiasm over the numbers (of what? 700?) online.
breaking news. people buy cheap games! no shit.
the only thing good about this is that some goes to charity. but none of you cared.


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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Problems with matchmaking
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:32:42 pm »
AND STOP MAKING THE BOTTOM LOOK LIKE FACEBOOK

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