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Community Events / Re: Sunday Community Skirmish #29 (Signups for Sunday 23rd November)
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:33:33 am »
The Eclairs, ready to rumble!
AAAAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYY
DING DING!!
AAAAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYY
DING DING!!
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The Gallery / Re: Ramming with a Goldfish
« on: November 21, 2014, 04:49:36 am »
I love this post, makes me feel like I should do a poem about ramming in response
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Q&A / Re: Ramming with a Goldfish
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:11:31 pm »Oh, Melon, anyone who rams a non-blended Galleon is a giant idiot. It just has so much more mass than anything else its stupid.
Just you wait, one day I will take a squid competitive and ram a galleon to death, you'll see...you'll all see....
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Gameplay / Re: The Art of Ramming Theory
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:48:15 am »I fought against the man who wrote the guide which made me the pilot I am today?! Or do you mean original poster?The original poster.
Wundsalz, kerosene is always better. I'll never give that up.
Kerosene is definitely superior, in every way
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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:18:44 am »
Melon wakes up, dazed and fairly disoriented, he looks around and sees two really infected looking gentlemen, red roach and indreams, and wonders where all of the other people went....
The hive clearly failed to realise that its powers of infection did not extend to herbs and thus Melon was exempt from the infection, huzzah!
In excitement Melon picks up his phone and calls his mum, telling her about the good news, the red button presses itself in happiness.
The hive clearly failed to realise that its powers of infection did not extend to herbs and thus Melon was exempt from the infection, huzzah!
In excitement Melon picks up his phone and calls his mum, telling her about the good news, the red button presses itself in happiness.
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Q&A / Re: Ramming with a Goldfish
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:09:15 am »
When I fly a goldfish there are only 2 ships in the game that I am vaguely worried about ramming, the pyramidion and the galleon. Whether I ram these ships or not greatly depends on my position relative to their ships. For example if a pyra were facing even a slight angle away from me I may be inclined to give it a gentle (or not) nudge to push it's guns further out of arc. With a galleon the only time I can endorse ramming in a goldfish is when they are being blended out on the floor and you get bored and want to finish it quicker.
With all other ships I tend to just man up and much to the dismay of my engineering team, will usually ram anything that moves (and doesn't move) in the process of goomba stomping a target.
In my opinion junkers are the easiest ship to ram successfully, especially with a goldfish, as they have the maneuverability to keep up with a junker most of the time. As well as this once the junker's balloon is down, it provides a massive hitbox not only to ram, but also for the heavy carronade to shoot at, stripping it's armour even quicker. Spires are pretty funny to ram too, cos they have a tendency to just explode occasionally...heh...
(I tend to fly my goldfish as the killship, not the support ship, which may explain my slightly more aggressive/psychotic tendencies)
With all other ships I tend to just man up and much to the dismay of my engineering team, will usually ram anything that moves (and doesn't move) in the process of goomba stomping a target.
In my opinion junkers are the easiest ship to ram successfully, especially with a goldfish, as they have the maneuverability to keep up with a junker most of the time. As well as this once the junker's balloon is down, it provides a massive hitbox not only to ram, but also for the heavy carronade to shoot at, stripping it's armour even quicker. Spires are pretty funny to ram too, cos they have a tendency to just explode occasionally...heh...
(I tend to fly my goldfish as the killship, not the support ship, which may explain my slightly more aggressive/psychotic tendencies)
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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:09:28 am »
I refuse to accept the alliance's victory and Indreams refusal to press the button.
My army of swag troopers shoot Indreams in the face and in the process the red button takes a shot to the face!
My army of swag troopers shoot Indreams in the face and in the process the red button takes a shot to the face!
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The Pit / Re: Red Button Consequences
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:46:26 am »
*sigh*
Sadly, I pilot my lonley ship to the edge of the abyss, waiting for the end to come, it is over now, the deed must be done, no more tears, no more anything. Everyone was right, it shoudl have been done sooner but i could not bring myself, it was...too beautiful...too perfect for any one man to press. How could we, this imperfect human race dare to even come near this object of awe.
*PRESS* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Sadly, I pilot my lonley ship to the edge of the abyss, waiting for the end to come, it is over now, the deed must be done, no more tears, no more anything. Everyone was right, it shoudl have been done sooner but i could not bring myself, it was...too beautiful...too perfect for any one man to press. How could we, this imperfect human race dare to even come near this object of awe.
*PRESS* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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Community Events / Re: Sunday Community Skirmish #28 (Signups for Sunday 16th November)
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:23:17 am »
The Party Hats of Doom signing up...
Me and President Spud are the contacts I think
replaceable wants to be a contact too.....
Secondary gif for Kyerk
Me and President Spud are the contacts I think
replaceable wants to be a contact too.....
Secondary gif for Kyerk
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Q&A / Re: Evasive Maneuvers
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:18:52 am »But Melon, your rams are legendary, and inimitable by common men.
Confirmed
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Q&A / Re: Evasive Maneuvers
« on: November 11, 2014, 03:57:10 pm »
The galleon aft ram probably isn't valid in an actual match, but in one of my first non-novice match, this killed me three times in a row.
That is not true, clearly you are one of the uninitiated
I have personally used the aft harpoon many times to great effect
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The Gallery / Re: GOI - Screenshot Gallery!
« on: November 09, 2014, 05:44:46 pm »
Cake's new competitive strategy...Flashy pictures mid game
The Valiant Galleon Crew!
Aww, look at these guys
Spud hiding...
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The Gallery / Re: GOI - Screenshot Gallery!
« on: November 07, 2014, 05:08:23 pm »
Gah what skrub rams in a hwachafish....you have a lot to learn sir....
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General Discussion / Re: Question For Pilots
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:41:42 am »
My main engineer, cos without them I wouldn't be able to ram stuff properly