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General Discussion / Re: Back Again and no idea whats happened!
« on: October 12, 2016, 09:58:30 am »
Thank you very much for the link and all the added info

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General Discussion / Back Again and no idea whats happened!
« on: October 08, 2016, 03:49:47 am »
Hello there my fellow captains

I Commissar Punk have returned to spread the word of Moonshine cookies and death once again to the sky's how ever,
It has been almost 3 years (military and away on deployment) since i was last able to play this fine game and im writing this now on my journey back home and want to ask what is new?

ive been going through the forum as much as i can but unfortunately due to slow connections it takes like half a year for anything to load for me so I thought I would ask the community what has changed in the last 3 years new ships new mechanics? or what

But the most important question of them all IS THE SQUID STILL IN THE GAME!
i envy to fly my firefly and laugh at all those that fall before me (or when i go down in a flaming fireball) either way its good to be back!

oh and to spread the word of my moonshine cookies!

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: May 26, 2013, 03:35:40 pm »
Commissar Punk:
Yes the red color occurs when you mix in the right amount of moonshine in the mixture.....along with other ingredients Ahem.....

Punk turned around and noticed all the company all of a sudden and offered one to each person

Commissar Punk:
"They are quite nice and give you a much needed boost, just make sure to avoid smoking or any flames for at least 10-15 minutes after eating.....
Oh and where are my manners i am commissar punk but just call me punk and you are?"


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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: May 26, 2013, 02:40:28 pm »
Commissar Punk:
"Disgruntled buyers, i told them those gas masks would never come off did they listen?.........did they F*** "

Punk sighed as he put the straw in the second drink and gulped it all down, Removing the straw from the rubber tube attached to his own mask he placed it on the table and tucked the rubber tube back into his mask.


Commissar Punk:
"Nice to meet you BdrLine, and these drinks have a good kick to them, in return try one of my freshly cooked moonshine cookies, just make sure not to smoke afterwards though....."

Punk took out a small box out of his coat pocket and placed it on the table opening it revealed a number of cookies, dark red in color.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: May 26, 2013, 01:07:56 pm »
Commissar Punk:
"I wouldn't say new, keeping outa sight so to speak"

Taking the two drinks he takes out a rubber tube from his mask and places the straw in it, and the other end into one of the drinks.

sucking it all up in one and giving a gulp of satisfaction

Commissar Punk::
"The names Commissar Punk by the way, but just call me punk, and what is your name sir?"


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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: May 26, 2013, 12:29:36 pm »
Slams the doors open, peering around the room through his mask, noticing a seat at the counter he takes it

lifting his hand up high he yells "Give me two hell fires"

lowering his hand he quickly follows up his order with "And a straw........"


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The Cantina / Squid: an unexpected Ramming!
« on: May 26, 2013, 12:22:12 pm »
Hello sirs
it is i the great and powerful Commissar Punk
inventor of the un-removable mask and of course every ones favorite the Moonshine cookies


I have recently come back from a fierce battle field, i was manning the ever infamous Firefly, which is of the squid variant

My Loyal crew scattering around the ship wrench's in hand and extinguishers at the ready. My arsenal was of the usual variant Gatling up front flak at the side and of course my absolute favorite the carronade at the back.  indeed we was a fierce some crew of privateers. our foe was a Galleon of unsignificant name or title. it was funny as i toyed with him for ever staying out of his range and constintly doing damage ah, i even think i heard one of the enemy crew cry on the upper deck.
it was then i noticed his armor was down and told my flak gunner to shoot him down alas it did not destroy him but then i had a great apaithany after eating one of my famous moonshine cookies.


i turned my ship placed my left over moonshine in the engines and rammed that galleon into oblivion ahhh it was grand. his crew jumped ship and his captain was no where to be found. VICTORY WAS OURS


so there we have it you dont need to be some pyramidion any vessel can ram and destroy......even a spire!

And that is me the first of many grand stories from the Infamous Commissar Punk

I SHALL SEE YOU IN THE BATTLE FIELD!!!!

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The Docks / Re: CLAN The Flying Dutchmen
« on: May 26, 2013, 12:11:09 pm »
Steam name: Commissar Punk
In-Game name: Commissar Punk
Gender: Male (or so people think)
Age: 23
Country:  United Kingdom
Timezone: GMT London/dublin
Extra Information: I am here to bring some class in to the system, I would prefer to be a pilot and i am willing to ahem......gift you some moonshine cookies for it to be so HA HA

p.s. im the sole inventer of the moonshine cookie

p.s.s. My mask never comes of.......EVER!!!!!

p.s.s.s. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Docks / Seeking Clan
« on: May 18, 2013, 02:21:56 pm »
Hello there,
I am Commisar Punk let me tell you abit about my self

although i am relativly new to the game i can see my self in it for the long run giving all the support possible for the future

as a captain i am competant normally going for either the spire or galleon and have shown great sucess in both ships

as a gunner i prefer long range, either using the field gun or the lumber jack (anything close range is easy enough to use personally)

Engingunner this by far is most suited for me as in the first time i played it i think i received (if i remember correctly) enough achievements to level me to lvl3, im fast around anyship and know when to fix and when to shoot normally preffering close range leaving the gunners for the bigger weapons i.e. manticore etc....

And as a person irl im abit mad but i like to think im easy enough to get on with so anyone interested drop me a line :)


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