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General Discussion / Re: I played with X

« on: May 06, 2013, 03:41:20 am »

Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey Wuffo

NoWuffo, that is.
This guy is the, hands-down, absolute best pilot I have ever seen. This guy not only has me winning games left and right almost solely on his flying capabilities but has also kept my gaming nights thoroughly entertaining. He keeps me laughing like no other, almost homo. I want him to pilot for me every time I play this game because I can't stand any other person's flying tendencies(except maybe dragonmere but this is not the point I am making). Who wants to be with a pilot that just barks out a "left side guns" every minute? I don't. I want a spongebob impersonating, sh*t-talking, bad*ss motherf*cker like Wuffo. Have you ever thought you were doing okay landing 75% of your shots? Wuffo won't. He expects greatness from each and every soul walking onto his ship. He will also force you to pray to the plants on the ships at one point each night. Ok maybe that doesn't happen every night. But he does like that there are plants on every ship in this game. If you are ever looking for a good pilot, greenname "NoWuffo" and shoot him a message in game and tell him Mathematical sent ya.  Be sure to tell him I say hi.

Hi.
WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH

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The Docks / Re: The Cohort - Recruiting competitive gamers - US based

« on: May 06, 2013, 03:08:21 am »

I'm with the Cohort.

I like to hit components with mallets and spanners.
The Cohort gave me a place to do that with other people that enjoy the game and strive to be better players
We play hard and keep an eye out to help improve on one another's abilities.
They even took the slice out of my drive.
I was lucky to get picked up relatively early after getting into this game.

That said, I haven't had a cooler group of guys to play games with since I played with my buddy down the street on his n64.
12 years ago.