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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: February 16, 2021, 04:49:46 pm »

Aayra: Fred chem the balloon pls
FredTheFifth: Aayra its been 5 years
Aayra: Fred we lost against SPQR because of it
FredTheFifth: you cant prove that
Aayra: do I have to pull out the videos Fred
FredTheFifth: I wasnt aware my mistakes were being filmed
FredTheFifth: This is bullying


MightyKeb: rules for gunning a carronade front squid
MightyKeb: 1. Do not underestimate heavy clip component disables
MightyKeb: 2. Do not underestimate heavy clip component disables
MightyKeb: 3. Refrain from disregarding the component destroying capacities of heavy ammunition


Aayra: Kira you are on fire today
Kira: I wish
Kira: me being on fire would imply me being hot for once
Kira: hell, I would be hot for the rest of my life


Hadush Dongus: next match we can hardcounter and fight in our own spawn
Artimis: Sundstrom do you have a tissue box pilot tool?


Whereami: why is game alive on Monday night?
TearsRfuel: game isnt more alive
TearsRfuel: we are more dead


Aayra: maining corsair is the only time I feel alive


Zyx Freelancer: brb
Bob le Sponge: please dont be


Frostbound: did you just give me wrench mallet
*(Crew): Frostbound has left


AhtwoDtwo: playing GoIO at 6 am is fun
AhtwoDtwo: Im out to buy breakfast in 1-2 games


Bob: guys just give up we have mr. Ghosts bathwater
Bob: unfermented
mr.mr.ghost: I hate this game
Frostbound: **sip**
D.lo-res: **sip sip**


TearsRfuel: good job not throwing
MightyKeb: fuck you
MightyKeb: stfu


*on squid*
Disgruntled scrub: pls no turner buff
Frostbound (buff engi): Eat my ass


Soul.less: russia vodka balalaika vladimir putin
Kira Wa Nai: soviet invasion confirmed
LightTrack: Kirov reporting in!
*changes name*
Kirov Wa Nai: ??


Aayra: I miss shrike
Analus: Congrats Miss Shrike

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: February 08, 2021, 04:31:52 pm »

Frostbound: Bound is my name, angy is my game


*on spire*
Huskarr: Im the best power bottom! Top me, Frostbound!

*got pyra front gun sniped by superlong nem shot by Koek*
Frostbound: after that long range nemesis gun snipe I just had to resign my goio career
Frostbound: I will never be as good as captainkonk


Freddyyy: I just opened a beer with my harmonica..... *long silence*
Freddyyy: *harmonica sounds*


Flebe Tyronian: I love most of you, I hate half of you, you know who you are, goodbye. *leaves the lobby*


Bob: fuck you Hardstrike
Hardstrike: bob noob


Lieutenant Space: pog stands for person of gaming


Captainjan: aayra and frost count as 3 crew
Artimis: they unlocked dual weilding
Frostbound: when sober


Fynx: Im thinking big brown and furry
Koek: Fynx decribing his ideal partner?
Fynx: die


Empress Asuna: 3v3?
Rensen: no
Rensen: stay 2v2
Analus: contact your local DdCo rep for 3v3 upgrades


Analus: impact diapers


Kira: CA stands for Canyon Ambush
Kira: simp stands for skillful innovative magnate picker

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: August 29, 2020, 03:41:55 pm »

Frostbound: Like I hate when they constantly change names, like, suddenly Pomelos are like whatever the fuck Im gonna call them Skyborne next time.


Marza: Lore come here!
Lore de Spades: ummmm....no...
Marza: you broke my heart...
Lore de Spades: thats fine.


Analus: Carronade is a gateaway drug to lumberjack


Aayra: big PP gameplay
Kruegerz: what,  big PP?
Aayra: yes.
Kruegerz: thank you.


Portable Grump: Kira carries, I nyoom
Kira: and other hilarious jokes grump tells herself before a stomp


Frostbound: How does it feel to be on the ship of the captain who single handedly got shrike nerfed?


Kira: I wanna go bully the stormbreaker...
Frostbound: yep. Ortagon, your ass is mine.



Kira:  *playing against triple crusaders* so many flat bois! Fucking pancake ships!


Ah2: Im just trying to make new friends in crewcible. It is like guns of tinder.


Frostbound: we have a severe case of where the fuck is team
Aayra: yes, how to tank 3 enemies on stormbreaker while allies are 1 km away – the tutorial.



*Kira reffing crewcible, after pause*
Kira: Hewwo and wewcome back to The Cwecibwe úwú
Kira: now that we pissed off frostbound, we can go to map votes

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: June 02, 2020, 04:31:45 pm »

KapiteinKoek: Kickstart my private parts


TearsRfuel: who voted crazy king tho
Kruegerz: satan


HelFyre: Ana, wanna play for us this scs?
Analus: They say Im obsolete


Aayra: Sign us up for crewcible! What is the animal of the week? I think is chinchilla, becase it looks sad and we are sad.
Frostbound: I think it is actually hedgehog.
Aayra: You need  to be able to defend that decision.
Frostbound: eeeh...because they have spikes outside but they have a soft heart.
Aayra: FINE.


Frostbound: Im gonna give this ship a sad out of 10.


HulaTroopa: mortar on a mobula is like top mid bottom close, and snipey.


Aayra: I like this guy, he is pretty funny
Frostbound: do I need to unmute the voice chat?
Aayra: no, he is not that funny.


Pilot: *getting doubleteamed* I feel like Im getting bullied by like... 2 fat kids in the primary school man...


Aayra: how did you manage to lose keys from your keyboard?
Analus: I HAVE HARD HANDS!!!!


Analus: I love you Valhalla, I love you. You are my son...............SUCK MY DICK!


FredTheFifth:  *picking ship for crowns gambit* What should I take?
Aayra: painkillers
Aayra: this map gives headache


Aayra: *Fred joins lobby and people start leaving* Fred you killed the lobby
*lobby actually dies*
FredTheFifth: My work here is done *leaves*
Mr.mr. ghost: ez win


*70 players online*
Lore De Spades: THAT 70TH PERSON NEEDS TO LOG OUT

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: April 05, 2020, 02:59:13 pm »

Kira: *joins pilot slot*
Kira: I came here to eat hot chip and cry
Kira: and Im all out of hot chip


Kira: where is Frost?
Aayra: in bed
Kira: this early? Is he ok?
Aayra: he ate too much chicken and is now tired
Kira: I respect that


Hungover Engie: Welcome to Corona Clash
Hungover Engie: No password, just wash your damn hands


Aayra: you have a dog?
Analus: imaginary
Analus: I have 2 robot vacuum cleaners tho


Aayra: I need a shot after this match
Analus: 9 mm?


Krybon: Bob with his shipful of GwTh gfs
Krybon: Big malet gwth gf


Extirminator: I have you blocked Fred
FredTheFifth: I know Tom
FredTheFifth: its been 7 years


Kira: *aggresively clicking, setting up loadout* Aayra, what do you want, gatling or arty? Arty of course, you slut.


Kira: who do we get as 4th for scs
Kira: can we three get like
Kira: another friend


Sly: I used to speedrun some games back in the day...
Kira: wanna join our SCS team? We are speedrunning the lower bracket


Analus: here is a picture of ingame Aayra having a wig. Hold up, those are not black hair, those are your gas mask straps.
Analus: Exactly HOW FAR UP are you shaved, Aayra?


Bob: the only thing Im able to kill with Storm is myself with enviro

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: February 29, 2020, 05:54:36 pm »

Kira: woo I threw a match singlehandedly!


Kira: *giving roles on spire* may I introduce you to the concept of being a bottom


Kira: *us taking a beating in an engagement* OOF! THAT WAS NOT BREATHTAKING AT AL!!!!

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: February 22, 2020, 04:09:07 pm »

Frostbound: You can two-shot heavy engines right?
Frostbound: Im just doing a sanity check right now
Frostbound: Like am I fucking insane


Bob: If they shut down the Goio server the players can fund it
Aayra: Yeah like guys all of you paypal them 50 cents and we can play SCS for 2 hours
Frostbound: Like an arcade game
Kira: SCS - Sunday crowd-funded servers


Bob: I like playing with you guys. It is like a perfect mixture of ....wholesome toxicity.


Rensen: is Inkjet in the Thralls server? Invite her
Aayra: ye she got purged. After joining again, she has couple of months until the spring cleaning of the members.
Frostbound: Yeah, fucking thrallocaust


Ser Duck the Quack: we are e-girls
Ser Duck the Quack: we will suck dick for skins


Frostbound: Casuals using virgin spyglass
Frostbound: Then theres me using CHAD RANGE FINDER


Aayra: can you hit?
Frostbound: hard but doable. Just like Frostbound.


Random pilot with heavy russian accent *Kinforth map*:Is this a new map?
Aayra: yes my comrade. This is where babushka lives. In north Russia, Siberia. We are visiting babushka.


Aayra: we took a fat dick in the face from the judgement
Kira: you make it sound like thats a bad thing!


Aayra: We are on 28, one break and we go down...
Kira: No need to talk about your age or your mental health condition!

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: October 13, 2019, 04:16:43 pm »

Aayra: how can you be bad at being a whore
Lore de Spades: I have standards


Aayra: Huskarr get bigger hands!
Huskarr:IM GONNA GET A PENIS ENLARGEMENT !!!


Ryansilky: Frost please swap, Im not a good captain
Frostbound: Stay
Frostbound: *sprays water*


Alien: remember the last match in Aerodrome  when they mirrored our builds and Daniels build was completely stupid?


Aayra: sorry if you are religious or something...?
Lore Do Spades: Pffft my dude fuck that hail Satan!


Ally captain: could you please give us one kill??
Aayra: *to crew*guys dont shoot, shoot only for disable
Frostbound: *fucking destroys the enemy with buffed loch detonator*
Frostbound: DISABLE PURPOSES!


Frostbound: Did you know that the person getting detonated is called a detonant?
Tuxfanturnip: arent they the detonee
Frostbound: no detonee is the person using the detonator


Analus: CS: GOIO


Frostbound: it is the rule of iron fork.
Frostbound: team with most cakes lose the match.


Frostbound: Lobby: we want Canyons!
Frostbound: Zennoch: we have canyons at home
Frostbound: Canyons at home: *Alleron Affray*


Aayra: if you com here, Red can whisper in your ear
Blackhand: SOLD


Hungover Engie: Did you use that dc´d pyra as bait?
Analus: sorta
Hungover Engie: You sorta fuckers
Analus: language
Hungover Engie: Pardon
Hungover Engie: You sorta fornicators


FabianOZ: it is all fun and games until the clouds start speaking vietnamese


Analus: Brawling in my scrim, these wounds they will not heal


Bob on squid: technically this is a long range fight, the galleon is long range and they are the mothership. We are just a drone.

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: July 18, 2019, 04:03:50 pm »

*Kira trying to get the SCS team together*
Kira: oh my god how many dicks do I have to suck to get this team going?!



Kira: I will probably crawl back to bed
Aayra: why tho
Kira: I have a terrible russian accent so after my prayers to become thicc i became sicc instead



D.lo-res: Dio teach me how to pilot
Dionalli: why the hell would you think I know



SlyCrossFox: New York used to be New Amsterdam
Frostbound: *in a very sensual voice* did somebody say........Hamsterdam?



Frostbite: what is the CA?
Lore de Spades: come.asshole!



SlyCrossfox: This is my kind of coaching. Just suck harder!



Dolly: I love all of you!
SlyCrossFox: See this is the problem, there is too much love going around here
Dolly: Shut the fuck up.



freedom-man: what is a sundstrom
Kira: an alpaca



Aayra: I need to cook my food before we start drinking because when Im cooking drunk I always make a huge mess in the kitchen
Kira: because YOU are the huge mess in the kitchen



Kira: Pause please Guras is googling what yeet means



*silence for like 5 minutes, loading screen of graveyard rumble*
Analus: mmmmmmmm, skyball.......



Frostbound: Kira go to nearest Lidl and buy a mic



Kira: imma fry a schnitzel real quick



Frostbound: ah time for sniping, where is my alcohol



MightyKeb: Oh hey Kira I see that since the last time we spoke you switched from normal mic to german radio receiver from the 50s



Frostbound: Kira why havent you played Papers, please?
Kira:  no I have PTSD. I had to deal with eastern european bureaucracy enough
Frostbound: Aayra, did you play Papers, please?
Aayra: no one time I had to get my health insurance done for Denmark, I have PTSD too



WATERitsME: well this is  a dream team, one of us cant see, ally is metally challenged and the rest of us are drunk.



Frostbound: Chad detonator vs virgin hwaka



*to lobby with Pony´s Tears in it*
Frostbound: we would like to recruit that small horse from your team as our captain

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: September 07, 2018, 03:34:59 pm »

Delorum: Sundstrom is the only one I like to pilot with
Frostbound: Why? Is he the only pilot that can carry you?


Aayra (on judgement): Im just following you around watching you buff the whole ship alone. Im the moral support. Share some pain with me.
Frostbound: Im about to share some pain with you if you dont get back to the bottom deck now! GET OFF MY DECK, SLUT!


Kira Wa Nai: If you cant handle me at my magnate, you dont deserve me at my corsair


GurasOguras: *playing agains Spuds double banshee-carro junker*  all we need to do is doubletank the balloon...
....ok all we need to do is tripletank the balloon...Kira come top deck
....OK ALL WE NEED TO DO IS QUADRUPLETANK THE BALLOON

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: September 05, 2018, 05:37:35 pm »

Frostbound: every time someone makes a Marco Polo joke in this game, a puppy dies and a noob loads burst into gatling.


SapphireGold: Isla is 2/3 of an island


Corpsehatch: wow ryders are actually friends


Extirminator: ok guys Im gonna use the mosturizer on my face now hold up
*fading sounds while he leaves the pc*
Extirminator: ...Im not gay!!!


Kira Wa Nai (to me and Frostbound): like you know there are some people with very tryhard attitude to life. Like me.
And you two are just like eh whatever and dick jokes.

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: June 24, 2018, 03:17:44 pm »

MightyKeb: So does any of you sometimes have these goio shower thoughts?



MightyKeb: Talk to me again, when you have a photo of a girl next to your dick
MightyKeb: I accept the pthotoshop too because, you know...


RethBurn: what is you favourite ocarina
Lockheart: eeeehm... the blue one.....or......the one of time



Corsair is like playing doomfist in overwatch. Someone gets next to the wall and you instakill them.
And then you do rising hydrogen.



MightyKeb: he protecc
MightyKeb: he attacc
MightyKeb: but most importantly
MightyKeb: he stacc


Frostbound: I dont have to play with low levels if I dont want to. Nothing says I have to. I can play with my friends too.
Aayra: are you saying we are your friends?
Frostbound: no fuck you. It was hypotethical. If I had friends, I would play with them.


Extirminator: if ryders get 2000 thumbs up we kick Daniel from the clan


*...canyons, silence, looking for enemy ships...*
Frostbound: FUCKING EAGLES ALWAYS JEBAITING ME!


TyberiusTheThird: *about lens array* First thing that came into my mind on this guns the word „gayray“. It tickles the balls of enemy ships until it gets too uncomfortable


Aayra: JOIN
Aayra: ME
Aayra: DADDY
Appetite Ruining Kebab: i will join on my own time
Appetite Ruining Kebab: which is right now


Frostbound: I would like to inform you, I am playing from the bed
MightyKeb: that feeling when you dont have a girlfriend, so you play goio in bed
Frostbound: goio is my girlfriend


Aayra: Daniel are you still hiccuping?
Dementio: it wont go away until the SCS is over...
MightyKeb: Just imagine something that scares you. Like mine mobula.

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: April 01, 2018, 11:43:03 am »

*****NSFW warning******


Skrimskraw: I just dont get how 2 ships are attacking pyramidion and it doesnt die
Skrimskraw: what is our ally?
Skrimskraw: ............THE FUCK IS A MAGNATE??!!


MightyKeb: swipe me on tinder
Frostbound: Any boys on Omegle with the tag „crossdressing“?
MightyKeb: I want your index finger running sensually through your greasy iphone screen
Skrimskraw: looking for young grill must be dtf
RethBurn: find me on chatroulette


Skrimskraw: jack me off with a cheese grater
Frostbound: Im reporting this entire lobby


Captain Squarepants: you guys clearly need to speak to the Lord Jesus Christ, ive actually got some bibles if you would like
Skrimskraw: this is a protestant game, please take your jesus back to Israel


SapphireGold: /Cum
SapphireGold: *everyone cums*
Skrimskraw: are you okay sapphire?
Skrimskraw: like in real life
SapphireGold: /pleasehelpmeihavecancer



RethBurn: *notices bulge* OwO
RethBurn: I look at your face and smile, a bulge signifying confidence grows in my pants
Captain Thiele: fuck this lag


Captain Thiele: SAPPHIRE QUIT TYPING AND START BEING USEFUL
SapphireGold: I HAVE A RAGING BONER


Aayra: P spawns a catgirl next to you to suck your dick
Aayra: try it
SapphireGold: p
SapphireGold: didnt work
MightyKeb: you need to be a CA
Frostbound: hello this is ca



SapphireGold: ok i have a deal for you mr ca
SapphireGold: ill let you block me
SapphireGold: if I can eat your ass
SapphireGold: was I too direct?
Skrimskraw: please leave
SapphireGold: shudup skræmsav


Aayra: report me daddy
SapphireGold: /report
Aayra: /arewedatingnow
SapphireGold: /yes
Aayra: /nice
SapphireGold: /press f for marry
Aayra: /f
SapphireGold: /very nice

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: February 25, 2018, 02:09:22 pm »

MightyKeb: Frost you are gonna be gunner
Frostbound: I love memes


Frostbound: did you see that sick play when we spawned next to you
Frostbound: very skillful use of game mechanics


Urz: kill me irl pls
LefterisT: stay and suffer life like a normal person


Aayra: are you high, Keb?
MightyKeb: no this is my normal self


I need to protecc mlady. Tips fedora
Aayra: yeah literally white knight gunner - attacc and prottecc


Delorum: Wtf Huskarr I told you to bring double spanner and dual wield
Huskarr: but Im holding it with both hands so I can hit harder


AbbyTheRat: Rydr is one of the most highly skilled clan in game
Delorum: *suicides with a merc squid into terrain*


Skrimskraw to Strakha: Well hello, welcome to the clan, I am your clan leader, I am never here. And right now im on my alt account, because i got banned.


Loken Moon: can we change our pilot? We are suffering from autism
Stygimoloch: here, have a fidget spinner


OverlordGlaucus: I SEE YOUR LVL
JakeEshiver: OMG I IDENTIFY AS A LVL 5
JakeEshiver: IM LEVEL FLUID, I CHANGE LEVELS HOURLY


Jewsername: bazinga
Frostbound: zimbabwe
Frostbound: sorry Im drunk


Aayra: someBODY
SapphireGold: once
Skrimskraw: TOUCHA MA SPAGHET
SapphireGold: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY SPAGHET
Frostbound: Sapph spamming month old memes
Frostbound: Dissapoint.

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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

« on: January 03, 2018, 11:10:39 am »

*random lvl 40*: why did this ship suddenly get stacked?
Frostbound: you are lvl 40, you are not part of the stack


Frostbound: we dont make mistakes, we just have happy accidents. I wish I was a happy accident
Aayra: oh Im sure you were
Frostbound: no, Im not happy


MightyKeb: sorry I got cornered
Extirminator: HOW DO YOU GET CORNERED ON DUNES?!


JoneKone: if you turn the ship while everybody is shooting we cant hit anything
JoneKone: my 8 year ols don understands that
JoneKone: who btw was the captain of the other ship


JoneKone: Pyry speaks only finnish and bad english
Analus: *simplified english (US)